HolyNoodles
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Pastafarian Propaganda. Posting 1 positive thing every day in this year of our Lord of Pastafarianism.
Day 209: Drowning in rain but swimming in joy by the grace of the PastaLord who doth provide the PoolNoodle of Life. #PastaPositivity
Day 207: In the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, may your meatballs always be abundant and your noodles spiral perfectly forever around your holy fork #PastaPositivity
Day 204: From the plains to the hills, from the yellow smog to the pale blue mist over the mountains again #PastaPositivity
Day 203: Back to the grind gratefully #PastaPositivity
Garfield's Spaghetti Feast Fail
ALT: Garfield's Spaghetti Feast Fail
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Day 195: incredible news reporting from the Onion Never-Ending Pasta Pass Returns To Olive Garden — theonion.com/never-ending... #PastaPositivity
Never-Ending Pasta Pass Returns To Olive Garden
Olive Garden announced the return of the Never-Ending Pasta Pass, giving pass holders 13 weeks of unlimited pasta for $100. What do you think?
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Day 192: Peace, blessed peace with loved ones far away. #PastaPositivity
Day 189: Send prayers and chunky meatballs to get me through this trying and noodle-vacant time oh pastafolk #PastaPositivity
Day 187: Approaching freedom by the mercy of the PastaLord. #PastaPositivity
Day 185: Happy weekend to all those faithful to the FSM, all those willing to give us a shot, and a pox of itchiness to those heretics fundamentally opposed. #PastaPositivity
Day 184: #PastaPositivity in collaboration with a pagan colleague
Loki Eating Spaghetti
ALT: Loki Eating Spaghetti
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Day 183: One more time around the sun, lads and ladies and non-binary eldritch horrors, thank you very much. #PastaPositivity
Day 182.5: Halfway mark of posting a full year for #PastaPositivity
Day 182: About to buckle down and survive the worst day of the year. Give me fortitude and calmness oh FSM #PastaPositivity and #pastaproductivity as well.