At just $36 and $50 respectively, am I The Leader of the New Earth? Well, fuck yeah, of course! You *knew* that! But sometimes I like to show you exactly WHY that IS too (ya know, if you follow your heroes at all!). 🦸🏻💙🦁
The Bedroom Bruin
@smyle144k.bsky.social
Targeted Individual. Leader of New Earth, of the Twelve Tribes of Israel, and oh, and whenever people get on the stick, the Next Playboy… Holla if you want the deeply personal story of how we lost our American democracy… 🇺🇸🦁💙🗽
Since long before Y2K, I be puttin' that *KING* right back in your big fat, ugly, disgusting, fascist American nothing Burgers! Who needs some 'SPECIAL' sauce?!? 😜
You can't be the best for anyone if you're the same as everyone else. ~ Kyle J. Surwilo 'The Purported Playboy'. 🐰🐇🐰 Yup! You'd quote me too... if I *actually existed*!!! 😁 Personally, I'd tell ya this was a *known fact* all along, but hey, I'll let you be the judge… 😼
Y’all DID realise the piper WOULD BE BACK, he’d be decidedly unhappy, and he’d *NEED 2 BE PAID*, right?! 💙😈💙 Verrry much!!! 👌🏼🐰🤙🏼
Freshman year at the University of Wisconsin-Madison was a trip! 🤪 Ask Dan Greenberg! I beat that dude so soundly, so many times in NHL Hockey 1994, it’s like he’s still unwilling to let me live it down!!! Well, better than Dan writhing on the ice with blood spurting from his head! Who remembers? 🤔
North vs. South! This Minnesota minstrel understands the exactly how incredibly DOPE AF your truly once was @universityofkansas.bsky.social by way of that @uwiscpress.bsky.social, and I know there’s a few non Jewish folk who always thought I was cool AF as well (hell, maybe a couple of those even!).
Neolib fu-fu time is ovahh… Thanks for fucking up my life for jollies… Enjoy the fascism, you stupid fucks! 😘
I mean, what sort of selfish, perverse, disgusting human logic was it to take innocent, white American lifetimes and make us into feral, domestic terrorists 'for all to see' with textbook Zersetzung *EVER* approved on God's green Earth?! *** NEED ANSWERS IMMEDIATELY, PLEASE*** Yesterday, in fact! 🫡
So do all would-be Playboys get thrown directly under the parked, existential bus of Zersetzung? And that's why the only ONE remaining is ME? 💪🏼 And are these festival ladies anymore as sweet, kind, and sincere as they used to be? As this OG party kid? 🤔🙏🏼🥰
