the whole damn crab…

from a different heist

snail / Jules Valera@sna1l.bsky.social · 4d ago

i won a copy of pokémon the movie on tape once through a contest they ran in art attack magazine. but it was fraud. my older sister traced a picture of the not-yet-widely-known “pikablu” and submitted it under my name and age as a pokémon i’d come up with all by myself

me: i’m gonna write chicken run fanfic luz: of doing what? *shakes head to correct self* of happening?

who’s drawing chicken run fanart. who’s drawing lesbian commune chicken run fanart.

“fuck my stupid chud life that i could never have even imagined in my wildest dreams because i get everything i want” - @homenzinho.bsky.social

calvin harris live from hampden oan the hotel telly… never far from home really

so many unexpectedly nut-free places in manchester, what a treat

1 like = 1 completely dull mundane fact about me

gossip göre@britneyspheres.bsky.social · 4d ago

1 like = 1 completely dull mundane fact about me

working on these, got some really fun requests in already 💘 if you request dykes let it be known you get extra sauce on yours

snail / Jules Valera@sna1l.bsky.social · 2w ago

had to (hopefully temporarily) go private for medical treatment, so I'm tentatively opening ko-fi sketch commissions to help pay it off. minimum payment £15 for a little colour sketch, but the higher the donation the more detail you get. tank u everyone 👼 ko-fi.com/sna1l/

anyway. indie comics shouldn't have landlords

I was among the participants that were going to exhibit my comic at SBCF 2025. I applied to this fair due to its reputation and very few, almost no bad press about it. The only example I could find is the organizer's anti-competition statement here. (sorry for QRT, Duke)

Duke Stephens@oliveoilcorp.bsky.social · 2y ago

The main reason I don't think I'll do it again is because of an update we received leading up to the fair, which seems to discourage people from starting/participating in similar digital fair formats, and I didn't really like that. Just my two cents! YMMV, other folks might feel differently.

caught mid-meltdown on a loud train and got a pity upgrade to first class #lovewins

Trying to figure out how to stylise my own cat because I just want to dress her up like princess for pure self indulgence

14k words of something very fun!!!

fairy chess is a game about coerced reverse lobotomization and chess games 🧚♟️ for the #toxicyurivnjam 2, made in collab with greenie and @alterlnx.bsky.social

fairy chess. by ebicon, 63choux

You wish you'd never eaten that stupid thing.

ebicon.itch.io

I can finally see my DMs again! UK people and anyone else who has been languishing in refusing to hand Bsky all your information and therefore not being able to see posts with butts or your own damn messages, I recommend deer.social! So sorry to the people who messaged me ages ago also!

waheuiighhhyy lots of new followers. here's some comics you can read, for freeeeeee! jupiter & the moon, 2019

snail / Jules Valera@sna1l.bsky.social · last yr.

jupiter & the moon turned six years old yesterday, so I thought I'd celebrate by sharing the full comic here 🛰️🌔 (1/7)

lrt I've got so many fun requests in & equally fun WIPs yay... will be finishing 'em off when I'm back in town next week and starting work on even MOOOOAAARRRR

had to (hopefully temporarily) go private for medical treatment, so I'm tentatively opening ko-fi sketch commissions to help pay it off. minimum payment £15 for a little colour sketch, but the higher the donation the more detail you get. tank u everyone 👼 ko-fi.com/sna1l/

The Vow by Julian Cormac and Arden Ripley. Oogh this was good. Just an excellent sexy fantasy comic about two people who hate eachother and have to fight a giant monster about it. Cormac's art is beautiful, a really lovely use of bw.

for my beloved @minasheep.bsky.social, thank you! 💚 ángel from kof, as is tradition I went kind of too hard with the first one of these but it came out sick so it's all good, here's the "actual" sketch for comparison lol

snail / Jules Valera@sna1l.bsky.social · 2w ago

had to (hopefully temporarily) go private for medical treatment, so I'm tentatively opening ko-fi sketch commissions to help pay it off. minimum payment £15 for a little colour sketch, but the higher the donation the more detail you get. tank u everyone 👼 ko-fi.com/sna1l/

for my beloved @minasheep.bsky.social, thank you! 💚 ángel from kof, as is tradition I went kind of too hard with the first one of these but it came out sick so it's all good, here's the "actual" sketch for comparison lol

snail / Jules Valera@sna1l.bsky.social · 2w ago

had to (hopefully temporarily) go private for medical treatment, so I'm tentatively opening ko-fi sketch commissions to help pay it off. minimum payment £15 for a little colour sketch, but the higher the donation the more detail you get. tank u everyone 👼 ko-fi.com/sna1l/

at the point in treatment where I'm like "wow I can't believe [diagnosis] was The Vitamin all along! how lucky am i" but simultaneously I'm like "wow I can't wait to start feeling good instead of like worse absolute shit than previously"

working on these, got some really fun requests in already 💘 if you request dykes let it be known you get extra sauce on yours

snail / Jules Valera@sna1l.bsky.social · 2w ago

had to (hopefully temporarily) go private for medical treatment, so I'm tentatively opening ko-fi sketch commissions to help pay it off. minimum payment £15 for a little colour sketch, but the higher the donation the more detail you get. tank u everyone 👼 ko-fi.com/sna1l/

heartwarming, especially after sitting in the park over the weekend and watching a pigeon alternate between fucking and killing another pigeon

everyone back for one last hurrah i think

snail / Jules Valera@sna1l.bsky.social · 4w ago

I saw it... it was beautiful and loud as fuck

heyo! because my laptop decided to die, i'm opening up commissions to pay for a replacement (: here's some examples of what the finished pieces would look like! if you're interested, please fill out this google form (:

i'm opening up chibi ychs to help save up to replace my busted laptop! i'm also opening up regular illustration commissions as well, but i've made a separate post with examples for that here! please fill out this form if you're interested (:

trying out different desk configurations while we work together in the office

shop is also still open lots of cool prints n' zines available for your perusal <3 bsky.app/profile/sna1...

snail / Jules Valera@sna1l.bsky.social · 7mo ago

shop is back open! lots of nice new stuff is finally up, including my life drawing zine, riso prints, the second edition of FRAGILE RELEASE, and a big discount on the first run 💖 check it out: ko-fi.com/sna1l/shop