If you asked 10yo me what she'd be doing in 15 years there's no way she'd guess lying on her office floor completely naked wrapped around a sopping wet chicken to share body heat, and yet here we are
SnackHouse
@snackhousehasbread.bsky.social
She/Her, 25yo, AroAce, Disabled The Cicada Furry™️ Sea monster/Cockatrice Rooster advocate 🐓 ⚠️PHOBIA WARNING: 🕷️🦂🪳🐍 No minors please
My darling Mocha and her favorite hobby of LARPing as her own corpse (In her defense she is 10 years old)
Legit got a sponsored ad for temu while I just finished blocking temu
The pain of wanting to shill your friend’s art and yet they don’t like their work being shown publicly 😔 I’m just lucky to have such talented friends omg, u guys are lovely 🫶
Somehow it took me TEN YEARS to notice, but I just realized that Ingrid has heterochromia! This is apparently super rare in chickens, with her being one in over ten thousand! As if I needed any more proof she is special
Introducing a #clairobscurexpedition33 fan event: the Gestral Village Summer Shenanigans! Participation is easy: 🍦Share your work on Social Media with #GVSummer2026 🍦Add your writing to the Collection on AO3 🍦 Tag the Gestral Village Tumblr or my own social medias on Bsky and Twitter 🍦 Have fun!
28 years ago today, April 11, 1999, #TheSimpsons episode “Mom and Pop Art” first aired on Fox. Guest-starring Jasper Johns as himself and Isabella Rossellini as Astrid Weller.
One of my favorite fanfic authors just followed me back on tumblr I feel like somebody just used a defibrillator on me
29 years ago today, Homer Simpson declared alcohol to be “the cause of —and solution to — all of life’s problems.” #TheSimpsons episode “Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment” first aired March 16, 1997.
Screaming crying throwing up HOLY SHIT THIS LOOKS INCREDIBLE LOOK AT MY BABYGIRL SHE IS COMING TO LIFE!!
Vryko@vryko.bsky.social · 5mo agoFinished this fleshy tail for @snackhousehasbread.bsky.social!
29 years ago today, Homer Simpson took his son Bart to a gay steel mill for subsequently unknown reasons. “Homer's Phobia” first aired February 16, 1997.
First session of a new campaign I'm joining, well first session for me the others have been here longer. What matters is on my character's first day he was incredibly off put by all the other PCs except for the one who called him a slur that he now hates. I'm actually having so much fun rn!
At the denial part of the grieving stage where I'm just refreshing the same #ao3 page again and again in a desperate plea for more content in my current fandom obsession
Dedicating this year to getting this man to actually fuck because he's the last man in his lineage and I NEED AN HEIR
My sausage has been experiencing boundless energy as of late
It's currently so cold that my heater sounds like it's having an asthma attack and is displaying numbers that don't exist
Shai coming out to meet me when I opened his enclosure 🥰
