Snackolotl (18+)

@snackolotl.bsky.social

Funny Axolotl online, 20 something from the Midwest, wretched yiff artist and mid-tier YouTuber. Bonehead certification from Skeletor himself. Hyperfixated on coin collecting, World of Warcraft, LEGO, and Minecraft. COMMS CLOSED.

People will dead-ass make it out like the alt right are secretly conspiratorial geniuses and you need in on all their secret code words to catch them and no you can ABSOLUTELY spot them if the jump from their number of opinions to their IQ flags as a suicide attempt

Deltarune AU where Minecraft becomes trendy in Castle Town for a week because it's cross-compatible between mobile and console so Queen and Tenna start playing it together and they all just share a realm together

Ancient religions: The gods have sacrificed their physical forms to usher in the age of man, our world is our own and entirely our responsibility to maintain Modern religions: bwuhh, d-don't kiss men, g-god angy... :(