I accept a cishet Bobby Hill but Gene Belcher is going to be performing bizarro keyboard music in a room that’s 90% trans women or I’ll eat my hat
natural passenger
@snakedothandler.bsky.social
Jess, Sean, natural passenger, nylons appreciator, kyorosuke, snake dot handler, thousand eyes ghost girl, breakdown girl, she-wolf tree dweller. Writer. She/her. read my fiction, poetry, essays, and more: https://buster-machine.neocities.org
For scrmbl, I wrote about Brandish, and its PSP remake Brandish: The Dark Revenant!
In Brandish, the dungeon rotates with you | scrmbl
Game mechanics are not a "solved" problem.
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The day has come! We're all about to learn a valuable lesson, writ in foemen's blood and carved upon bastards' flesh! Do you dare walk this plank??!
Why Crimson Cora Hates Wizards by Luana Saitta
Death has come at last for the notorious pirate queen. What better moment to spin a yarn for her executioners?
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well, it's not my responsibility, I'll tell you that much
jumping the gun a little but I think I'll set up a special section on the website for my comics once there are a few more. it's fun and I'm hoping to keep pushing myself and trying things. Even just having done a few of these, I've already learned a few tricks.
no it's because fiction isn't actually designed to replicate "good military tactics." some of this stuff is stupid (I would agree that the "playing dead" example in this thread is ridiculous) but it's not some "mistake" they made because they don't understand tactics. it's a choice.
"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux@bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 2d agoModern TV and film are full of these sorts of over-complicated nonsense tactics you could never use in real life, because writers seem to imagine that good military tactics have to be terribly clever, when in fact they generally have to be terribly *reliable* so you can pull them off.
I don't think you should be horribly rude and unpleasant and awful to strangers for no reason
the fun thing about these comics is that I can make them say whatever I want
natural passenger@snakedothandler.bsky.social · yesterdaydick joke
are you familiar with this phrase: "dryer than a popcorn fart"
hey I figured this out. turns out you can use a "search engine" and it will actually "crawl" various "web-pages" to find information relevant to your query. in other words you are all useless.
natural passenger@snakedothandler.bsky.social · 2d agovery niche thing question. when you take a screenshot on a mac computer is there a preference somewhere to not show me the little preview in the corner? I really thought that they already didn't include that so you could take rapid fire screenshots but uhhh apparently not.
you couldn't pay me to watch that Bret Easton Ellis show. I mean you could because watching TV would be a pretty cushy job. that's just an exaggerated way to say I think it looks like garbage.
its Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave not Fire Emblem Fortune’s Steve
bluesky adding a new setting that blocks bluesky user natural passenger from replying. “idk she’s kind of annoying” said CEO Toni Schneider.
even in the dream where I spontaneously met someone and we hung out for hours, I couldn’t stop myself from getting weepy and telling her how stuff like that never happens to me
https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/34765 『光る盛り塩』発売。 "Glowing Salt Offering" now on sale. #ガチャポン #gachapon
cleavage is just such a funny thing because if I could objectively look at it it's really just two matching body parts pressed together. but I cannot look at it objectively, and instead I turn into a desperate starving animal set loose in a steakhouse.
very niche thing question. when you take a screenshot on a mac computer is there a preference somewhere to not show me the little preview in the corner? I really thought that they already didn't include that so you could take rapid fire screenshots but uhhh apparently not.
a long-term writing project is figuring out how to describe accurately and vividly and beautifully the pain-pleasure of extreme romantic and sexual longing that I've felt my whole adult life and never quite been able to describe
the other day I said I was feeling frustrated at being encouraged to go to events and things in public when absolutely no one talks to strangers, saying how is that going to help me get better at it, and she said well one reason is to keep you from isolating so much you become agoraphobic.
some people will say stuff and I think no not really
even someone as wise as I am not immune to (internal! private!) speculation that an ostensibly cis person may actually be trans