SnakesArePerfect

@snakesareperfect.bsky.social

I'm Kai the sea serpent and sometimes Evelyn, a troublemaker cockatrice. 30s - He/They - Pansexual - Pure Switch 18+! I post a lot about vore, transformation and other weird stuff! https://linktr.ee/snakesareperfect / SFW: @kaitheseaserpent.bsky.social‬

I have a really fun Evelyn petrification sequence idea that'd be specifically for bluesky. I just need an artist that specializes in drawing petrification. And a few victims that are willing to be statue'ified by the cockatrice~

Kinda curious what the percentage or ratio is of people that see me as a pred or as a prey. Do you personally see me as a predator, eager to make defined bulges down my long body. Or as a prey, easy to slurp up like spaghetti. And is that what you just assumed or something you fantasize about?~

Was checking out some fun toys and devices in Resonite and found myself in quite a predicament. Not having limbs and being helplessly pulled around by a leash was really doing something to my brain chemistry..... 💦 Letting @pezrabbit.bsky.social have their fun before I put them back in their place~

Evelyn casually smushing you and molding you down into a round and tiny gumball before effortlessly tossing you in the mouth. Chewing on you, blowing bubbles with you. And enjoying your flavor while they chew- "..Hm? Why- Why do I taste cum? Did this seriously get you off? Gosh you're pathetic. 💚"

Last night my friend was expressing how bi she is for girls while masc guys don't do anything for her. Then I asked if I'm an exception since we're always doing lewd stuff together and she said: "Kai, you're not masc, you're incredibly androgynous coded" Idk why but that made me blush so hard. 🥺💙

Nothing is genuinely more attractive than the person you're having an intimate moment with briefly pausing what you're doing for a minute to make sure you're doing okay. I mean this genuinely. No matter what's happening. Making sure everyone involved is enjoying themselves is so important.

Fantasy kinks are so intriguing and alluring because they're impossible to experience or achieve IRL entirely. Do you think that in itself is a form of edging? And that's why it occupies our headspace way more than vanilla stuff ever could?

My friends mean so much to me and I genuinely wouldn't know what I would do if they were to disappear one day. But also, I always have a strong desire to gulp down my friends and churn them out of existence with my body. Why is my brain like this?

Dumb suggestive turned wholesome comic idea. Kai looming over you, being very dommy as you turn into a sock. A single sock without a pair. Kai picks the sock up and says: "Y'know, there's only one use for a single sock~ 😏" Next panel he puts it on the end of his tail with a big dumb dimpy smile.

Either you pick Kai and you become an eye catching bulge for all to see as he slithers around. Destined to be snake fat. Or you pick Evelyn and become an eye catching art piece for all to see at an art gallery or museum. Destined to eventually be apart of someone's private collection. Have fun~

Saying hi to friends is cool and all but carefully writing out an entire kinky scenario that's hyper focused on smashing every personal boner throbbing button said friend could have while carefully packaging it altogether like a gift is way more fun and interesting. 😘

The trope of overeating pancakes, becoming a big lazy caked up fatty after overindulging and then slow turning into what you eat is so legendarily hot. Body as thick and soft as dough, sweat turns into syrup, cum turns to cream. Becoming nothing more than a fat stack of cakes, ready to be consumed.

I find it fascinating that we all collectively curated unspoken rules about vore, all subscribing to the idea that bellies are just over powerfully indestructible. I don't even think hard vore artists even humor the idea that a prey could absolutely chestburst out of their pred with enough effort.

Gonna be entirely up front about this. I have $1550 in bills coming up over the next 2 weeks, $600 of which is due on Monday, and I have $30 to my name right now. My next paycheck doesn't come in until the 30th, and it's not gonna be more than a couple hundred. My queue is LONG right now (1/2)

Cedar - !!!Commissions Open!!@cedarott.bsky.social · 4w ago

Opening for commissions once again! Got bills that need paying and food that needs purchasing vv GOOGLE FORM vv forms.gle/QGi74DH44puE... ^^ GOOGLE FORM ^^ All four types available! #vore #nsfw #oralvore #analvore #digestion #furry #belly #bigbelly #inflation

I enjoy having my manhood but I sometimes fantasize about having a vag and how fun/hot that would be. Not worrying about something dangling down there. Being in constant horny heat, in need of proper attention. Experience what it's like to be fucked instead of to fuck.