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hey i'm snake - They/Them - 28 - 🔞, no childs - Ace - Agender - ACAB - banner by @kitsovereign.bsky.social, icon by @geckomania.bsky.social

Wow did someone mention a WHOLE MONTH of people being stuck inflated? Yeah haha I can hook you up, that's my whole deal! Sure, I might uh, FORGET to let you go back to normal when the month is up though. But who cares! Live a little! Or a lot when you're inflated to massive size!!!

remember guys it's airborne august so if a girl grabs you and starts inflating you like a cheap balloon and leaves you to float away helplessly into the sky to eventually explode she's just celebrating an important holiday and if you get mad at her that's lowkey kinda shitty of you