SnappyBark

@snappybark.bsky.social

Hi! I'm a funny dog on the internet! I stream!! Come check it out!!! This is where all the good stuff is: https://www.twitch.tv/snappybark pfp: https://bsky.app/profile/gawkee.bsky.social

The Dow Jones is down 427% today. More importantly, the abyssal whip, an iconic weapon in Old School Runescape, is worth less than 2 inventories of cabbage in Runescape 3. In both cases, have they considered simply taxing the rich?

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Man, I bet it feels good as fuck to walk around in a circle twelve times and then plop down into a bed that’s perfectly shaped for your dogish figure after a LONG day of walkies and barking at strangers. Fuck mattresses, my ass NEEDS a dog bed!!!

Lying in bed, thinking about how, in Oblivion, there was a quest that took me into the sewers, and yet I have never seen so much as a hole in the ground to shit in, let alone a bathroom, in all of Tamriel. Where’s the shit in the sewers coming from Todd? How’s it getting from butts to sewer Todd???

The age old anthropomorphic cartoon dog dilemma: is a collar a cute and thematically appropriate accessory ^_^ or is it a symbol of domestication and oppression upon our canine necks? >_<