sometimes when the noise outside my apartment gets too loud i think about how cool it'd be to have a speargun or a grenade launcher

the disturbing event that shook the green slime community

i lowkey like showering with the lights off

smashing your computer/phone with a hammer to set me free

tummy pain is nutrients entering the body

amazon wag services

$PORN is on the rise today

sorry i'm late i was looking at bowser porn

wtf is cloudflare pay

シジムちゃんでおはようございます🐾　 #ユキヒョウ snowleopard #円山動物園 maruyama zoo

computer 😠

by age 30 you should have a sacrificial altar and a full set of reliable curses

i'm filling up a thing with water

the potion smells of decay and seawater its effects are unknown to you

sell everything spend your money on oozes and slimes

firm, sticky pawshake

sorry for all the teleporting

i'm not sure what would climb out if they cut me open

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my big knives will speak for me

i'm learning so much en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

do you ever wonder what would happen if you turned the computer off

we're going to have the ultimate nap session

if you're careful you can avoid some of the situations

step into the device with me

my eternal headache

these days it's all about huge paws and a thick tail

rolling back and forth in my enclosure