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Another theory on why Trump made Stephen Miller his COS: he's worried that his Cabinet might try to 25th Amendment him now, so he put his most loyal capo in charge to tamp any potential mutinies down.

Donald Trump has done a lot of terrible things to this country over the last decade. But here’s what I think is most insidious of all: Trump has taught Americans that cruelty is strength, that resentment is identity, and that hating other people somehow makes you superior.

If someone was willing to storm the U.S. Capitol, assault police officers, threaten Congressmen and Senators, and even hang Mike Pence just so Donald Trump could serve a second term, what do you think they'd be willing to do to potentially qualify for a Five Million Dollar government payout?

Here's another dark possibility. Netanyahu can't be happy with this ten-point deal. So, what if he continues to lob a few missiles into Iran to goad them into responding with missiles of their own and thereby force Trump's hand?

Other possibility is he unilaterally announced a cease fire hoping Iran will honor it and allow ships through the Strait of Hormuz. If not, he blames them for breaking a cease fire they never agreed to and starts bombing anyway, but with his typical denials of responsibility.

SNL Scribe@snlwriter.bsky.social · 7mo ago

There's an outside possibility that Trump's 2-week cease-fire announcement is just a ruse to get Iranians to abandon their human circles around their bridges and power plants so that he can move forward with the bombing campaign without killing civilians. Time will tell. #iranwar #Trump #Taco

There's an outside possibility that Trump's 2-week cease-fire announcement is just a ruse to get Iranians to abandon their human circles around their bridges and power plants so that he can move forward with the bombing campaign without killing civilians. Time will tell. #iranwar #Trump #Taco

People keep talking about the possibility of US boots on the ground in Iran. Gang, they ARE there. I guarantee you we have special forces and CIA teams running covert op missions right now. Not tens of thousands. But certainly a few dozen are already there. You have to be naive to think otherwise.

Trump and Rubio assumed Iran would fold again like they did last summer. But Iran now realizes that folding last summer after an unprovoked attack was an existential mistake. They simply cannot do that again and maintain their self-respect as a nation. Trump miscalculated badly.

Videos verified by The New York Times show Alex Jeffrey Pretti, the man federal agents shot and killed in Minneapolis on Saturday, was holding a phone, not a gun, when the agents took him to the ground and shot him. In total, at least 10 shots appear to have been fired within five seconds.

Videos Show Moments in Which Agents Killed a Man in Minneapolis

Federal authorities said the slain man, Alex Pretti, had approached agents with a gun. But videos show Mr. Pretti was holding his phone, not a weapon, when they pulled him to the ground.

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And tonight all the main news broadcasts in america will not even mention that their president is unhinged, demented and clearly unfit to lead anything at all. They are so afraid of the truth.

Please help me compile a list of Dem politicians and other political pros who are on record as saying the shutdown fold was a bad move. I know these were angry: Bernie Sanders Elizabeth Warren AOC Chris Murphy Ro Khanna Please help with more names. Governors, ex-office holders, political analysts.

Cut to: Wednesday, 11/4/26. Repubs just INCREASED their numbers in both chambers. Trump is gloating. And Democratic strategists are shaking their heads, wondering why Dem turnout was so abysmal. "Where'd the under-30 voters go?" BOOKMARK TODAY! This is where you lost them.