That new Meta commercial is coming out the gate like it’s already 25 years old. I won’t post it here because fuck Fuckerberg.
ABC and NBC have already capitulated. I don't give a hobo's shit if they don't broadcast Trump's whine-fest. They've already lost me.
If you're ever in the Harry Mwaanga Nkumbula International Airport, don't eat at Conniek Expresso Café. They'll charge you $75USD for 2 breakfast biscuits and a coffee.
"I'm finally out this stinky bitch!" - my 8th grade grandchild on graduating middle school
I love the connection when the energy of a hug is in sync. It doesn't matter which side of the hug you're on.
I’m traveling with my young-adult granddaughter and her friend. I open the door to the hotel room and she walks in and says, “There’s the cuck chair!” 90% proud, 10% sad.
I took my kids to an early screening of 'Michael', the new Michael Jackson biopic. They were touched by it. #Michael
My daughter just asked me how to spell her street name while submitting an online university application.
Throwback to Pam Bondi’s campaign ad for Florida AG: “I’ll fight to put human trafficking monsters where they belong. Behind bars.” The ad aged. The internet remembers.
You call it diarrhea. Glass half empty. I call it live-a-rrhea. Glass half full. We're not the same.
So much of this could have been fixed if the media would just say it's a "lie". So much of this could have been fixed if media wasn't owned by billionaires and corporations and both were taxed properly. So much of this could have been fixed if Citizens United wasn't passed.
If you're affected by the #SNAP cuts and are going hungry, don't forget that you can eat the rich.
I like Colbert and all, but the thing I"m gonna miss the most about boycotting #CBS is The Price Is Right. Thats my jam. #StephenColbert
The AFP has obstructed & refused to compromise with Ds since at least Cantor and McConnell in '08 - two decades now. I refuse to support or vote for any candidate who platforms on "working together" or "reaching across the aisle". That time has long passed & Ds who don't act on that are cowards.
Reality is regularly outpacing our ability to suspend the disbelief of it.
If I was as bad at my job as #DOGE is, I'd be fired post haste.
Chris Murphy@chrismurphyct.bsky.social · last yr.“Department of Government Efficiency.”
With all these departments and agencies getting gutted by #DOGE, our taxes should be getting reduced in turn, right? RIGHT?!
The entire country is suffering from the bystander effect right now.
This may seem petty and childish at the moment, considering people are being disappeared, but I want to hear more accounts about how Trump shits his pants and stinks up the room.
Remember the good 'ol days when we thought #Signalgate was a real problem?
Just fucking revolt already! Let's get this shit going and over with. I'm old and tired.
When I was a kid, having a birthday party at McDonald's was a thing. And if you were poor like we were, it was a big deal. My mom just sent me this from my party, and I'm fucking cashing it in now.
