i have ten tons of rat poison free for the taking for the first person who can eat 5 lbs in 1 hour
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when i was born my mother gave me a small metal ball that was just the right size to get lodged in my throat had i swallowed it. as a test
give me ten dollers and i will eat glass... heh, jokes on you buddy, i woulduve done it for a dollar
this post is 18+ dont read further if you are <18 yeads old: balls and shaft at thr same time
commercials nowadays are all just like "check out this persons corpse collection, haha made you look its actually puppies! suck my ass! haha youre sooo confused rn... shop with amazon <3"
hiding under a tree that keeps whispering names of ppl i know #mirrorworld
likw yeah. im stuck in some kind of mirror dimension idk
anytime someone follows me i make a gingerbread cookie of them and let the chipmunks decide if i follow back by seeing what part they eat first.
so "chips" are crisps", "cookies" are "biscuits", and "bottles" are "weenars"... why do these linguistic differences happen?
hey man can it wait i have to take my toilet out for a walk
tis i the invenrter of o. tis a invent u. e invent y (maybe)
q get it thingy cut off. owww it says owww that hurt
someone should make a alphabet with letters that are way hard to tell apart
got really anxious in a crowd today and calmed diwn by humming the fat little chud song
into into the ocean into the sea into into into into the warm grey sea the ocean the ocean the sea
macklemore if he was a lesbian and chinese be like 珊珊瑣骨、 似碧城仙侶、 一笑相逢淡忘語。 鎮拈花、 倚竹翠袖生寒、 空穀裏、 相見個儂幽緒。 蘭釭低照影、 賭酒評詩、 便唱江南斷腸句。 一樣掃眉才、 偏我清狂、 要消受玉人心許。 正漠漠、煙波五湖春、 待買個紅船載卿同去。