ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ 𝓣𝐎𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄 ❤︎
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𝟷𝟾+ | ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴘʀɪᴏʀ ᴛᴏ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪɴɢ ɪꜱ 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗩𝗜𝗟𝗬 ᴇɴᴄᴏᴜʀᴀɢᴇᴅ . | 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ⠀ ✏️ 𝙎𝙊𝙈𝙀𝙎𝘾𝙍𝙐𝘽 / ᴀʀᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍɪɴᴇ .
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ — 𝗪𝗲 𝗱𝗼 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗳𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵 𝙒𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙞𝙜 𝙩𝙤𝙤 𝙙𝙚𝙚𝙥 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
for the king of all koopas to hire a professional snuggler is unheard of really .
⠀ extreme heat doesn't make for very good snuggle weather also . ⠀
⠀ that ... that doesn't feel all that fair . he literally lives in a castle surrounded by volcanoes . ⠀
⠀ ㅤ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝓓ɪsᴛʀɪᴄᴛ 𝓞ғғɪᴄᴇʀ #𝟶𝟶𝟶𝟷 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ʟᴏᴄᴀʟ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴄʟᴜsᴛᴇʀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝔾𝕝𝕠𝕣𝕪 〜 𝕥𝕠 〜 𝕆𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕟 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #mvrp / #rpsky ⠀ ᅠ⠀
— Cᴏᴍᴍᴀɴᴅᴇʀ Pᴏᴅᴀʀɢᴇ。@totakomati.bsky.social · 2y ago⠀ ⠀ 𝓘sɴ'ᴛ ɪᴛ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴀ 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜʀ 𝔣𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔬𝔪 ᴛᴏ ɢᴀɪɴ 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘥 ɪɴ 𝔥𝔞𝔭𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ѕнσят тιмє? ⠀ ⠀
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👑Princess Peach🍄@princesspeach1985.bsky.social · 2y agoYou found an old DS cartridge who's seen better days. No label at the front with the exception of one at the back. “Not For Resale”. You wonder what game could it be so you take the cartridge with you and go home to test it out.
nonononononono she must shoo away the bad thoughts , she still has to act with some level of professionalism . she will not fall here , 𝙏𝙀𝙈𝙋𝙏𝙀𝘿 by this 𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙇, ... 𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 monarch . what would her majesty think ?
ᅠ𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝕭꩜𝐖͟𝐒͟𝐄͟𝐑ᅠ@gijinkoopa.bsky.social · last yr.（⠀Tooootally not unleashing the Dickoopa with a gargantuan broad smile across that visage of his．）
⠀ despite that however, there was a doorbell sound at his doorstep not even a whole 30 minutes later .
☆彡 𝑳𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏 𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓｡@latinlenses.bsky.social · last yr.⠀⠀ ?!?!?! WHO HANGS UP ON A PAYING CUSTOMER ?! Oh my God. ⠀⠀
╔═*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧═╗ 𝑺𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒌𝒊𝒃𝒊𝒅𝒊 𝒐𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒎𝒂 𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝑰 𝒃𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒉𝒊𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒆. 𝐽𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑇𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑑 18. 𝐵𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑅𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑛 𝑇𝑖𝑘𝑇𝑜𝑘 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑃𝑜𝑟𝑛. 𝑩𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝑭𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒐𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆. 𝑰𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒎. 𝑺𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕 𝑯𝒊𝒔 𝑶𝑭 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒌𝒊𝒔𝒔 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒅𝒊𝒄𝒌!~ Hit Those ♡ + ↻ number go up! ╚═*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧═╝
⠀ " that is up to her sir . all the prices are calculated after . " if he was paying attention, he'd notice the word "premium" just sitting right next to her profile image . which probably indicated she was on the more expensive side . ⠀ ⠀
☆彡 𝑳𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏 𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓｡@latinlenses.bsky.social · last yr.He should feel offended. . . But honestly ? He kinda deserves it. Opening his laptop to scroll through the catalog, his eyes focused on a single one. “ Umm. . . How much would it cost to hire Toadette for a single night then ? ”
" that is entirely up to the girl in question . the more popular ones tend to be on the pricier side . as stated on our website . you may feel free to also look through our catalogue of girls and blah, blah, blah . " wasn't even trying to hide it now .
☆彡 𝑳𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏 𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓｡@latinlenses.bsky.social · last yr.“ Ah. . . Well, only cuddling then. Nothing more, how much would that be ? ” Shrinking down into his couch, cheeks ablaze by the sheer embarrassment he's feeling right now. Being judged by a complete stranger is simply one of the worst feelings ever.
a pause. as if the person on the other end of the line had been judging him silently . probably knowing he intended for that . " while the tasks of the rental girlfriend are vast, they are NOT escorts, sir . we do not offer sexual services to first time or nonmember customers . "
☆彡 𝑳𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏 𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓｡@latinlenses.bsky.social · last yr.Ugh. . . Does he really need to say it out loud ? “ You know. . . Cuddling for a bit before getting more intimate. . . ” A small pause, perhaps is not direct enough ? “ Sex. Cuddling and sex. ”
an even more drawn out and exasperated sigh was the reply . " sir , can you be a little more specific ? " the receptionist lady had sounded like she had known already . but still , verbal confirmation is important .
☆彡 𝑳𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏 𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓｡@latinlenses.bsky.social · last yr.“ Ah. . . ” A small moment of hesitation. A small blush blooming on his cheeks. “ I was thinking of them staying the night, just. . . Doing things. ”
swatting away the less-than-work-friendly thoughts
ᅠ𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝕭꩜𝐖͟𝐒͟𝐄͟𝐑ᅠ@gijinkoopa.bsky.social · last yr.（⠀Unzipping his baggy trousers．）
" depends on you sir .... the total comes out depending on how long and how fun the activity is ... " generally renting a person is usually on the pricier side .
☆彡 𝑳𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏 𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓｡@latinlenses.bsky.social · last yr.“ Card, is more convenient. . . But how much will it be ? ” Hopefully it is not an outrageous amount.
a tired sigh . " one of our girls will be over . and how will you be paying ? by card or coin ? "
☆彡 𝑳𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏 𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓｡@latinlenses.bsky.social · last yr.Blinking, taking a moment to settle his nerves before speaking. “ Hello, I'd like to rent a girlfriend. Someone that's soft and kind. ” Unsure, but going straight to the point usually works.
what is this .... oddly underappreciated feeling .