The boots that Will tells people to buy because they are just as good as Timbs. All you have to do is ask your mom for printer paper.
Since people are still relentlessly abusing me over this, here’s why the so-called “boots theory” doesn’t make any sense. First, what is it? Some people have suggested I haven’t done the background reading, but it’s not a deep idea. It’s from a passage that’s four sentences long.