Imagine how many more lives would've been lost if not for the heroic actions of tRump on that fateful night in April of 1912!

MAGA Mike says he doesn’t understand Thomas Massie’s "obsession" with bringing justice to the children Epstein sex trafficked. To be fair, I don't understand MAGA Mike's obsession with protecting pɛdophiles.

😂🤣😂 AI Trump: “I’ll save America!” Real-life Trump: “You guys get on the plane. I’ll be hiding behind the potato salad.”

Michael Boulos, married to Tiffany tRump is included in meetings with Sec. of State, Marco Rubio in the Middle East w/ Jared Kushner. Jared couldn't get a security clearance and goodness knows if Boulos even under went a background check, yet here they are cosplaying national diplomats nonetheless.

Who sends out an RSVP before attending a county or state fair?

"Vandals cut a 300 foot slice in the Reflection Pool sealant" is the new "They are eating the cats. They are eating the dogs."

Not all heros wear capes. Some simply project truth on tarps.

tRump just doesn't know when to shut his pie hole. He starts wars via tweet and then sits in his gilded palace eating Big Macs while human lives are sacrificed. Tonight⬇️

Let me get this straight..... tRump did not have the authority to call in the National Guard when MAGAts were attacking our Capitol but he has the authority to call them in to arrest people for.........picking up trash?

Fun Fact- More people have been arrested for taking a piece of paint floating in the Reflection Pool than have been found to have rªped children in the Epstein files.

How did America end up here?

Instead of "draining the swamp" he built one, both literally and metaphorically.

Much like the rest of us, Hunter Biden is completely out of fvcks to give.

Say what you will about Hunter Biden, at least he didn't snort drugs off of a toilet seat or collect roadkill penises. I love Hunter. It's not just his advocacy for recovery but also his advocacy for empathy that triggers MAGA. MAGA is waging war against empathy in this upside down timeline.

Those people aren't very happy to see him! Start at the 43 second mark if you want to know how New York really feels about tRump.

Proof that everything tRump touches turns to 💩. The White House lawn ⬇️

Is the end near? 🤞

Hunter going after Jr. is the best part of my Saturday so far. Hunter's bringing the receipts and America is listening!

The only jobs created under this administration are those needed to restore our nation's cultural centers, monuments, and White House back to their original state. Work is about to begin at our Kennedy Center. Happy Friday!

While I am glad that Congress voted to stop tRump's desecration of our White House with his gaudy golden ballroom, this is not enough. He MUST be made to restore it to its original state. Who agrees?

I think i am in love with Hunter Biden. He's bringing the receipts every day and I am here for it! You tell 'em Hunter!

Every one of the acts that were scheduled to appear at tRump's birthday bash has the same booking agent. His name, you ask? Jeffrey Epstein. We have truly entered the Twilight Zone!

Picture on the left: Steven Miller after Katie applies his make-up. Picture on the right: Rare photo of Steven Miller make-up free.

Instead of bringing the UFC to the White House lawn, why can't he just have a Bounce House like all of the other toddlers for his birthday?

I really don't understand what the concern is for Blondi being diagnosed with cancer. It's not like tRump and the DOGE incels took healthcare insurance from her.

Mike Johnson's House met at 11am for less than 5 minutes today. A prayer was spoken, the Pledge of Allegiance recited, and then the house was adjourned until Friday. Yes, we are paying them $174,000 to engage in insider trading and to be on vacation. Why the hell are we still paying them?

Trump: Blue means Dumocrat. You take the E out. You don't use the B. A lot of people don't know dumb has a B in it, actually. You know tRump does not play Wordle.

Not only are we going to fund a $100 mil ballroom, a $1.7 bil payout to tRump and his fellow Rapepublicans, but gas, food and utilty costs are skyrocketing At this rate, I'm going to have to get a second job to fund all of tRump's grifting and criming. Are we great yet?

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I hope Massie spends the rest of his career in Congress getting his vengeance on tRump.