Dear anyone working on building a data center.... Just remember which side you'll be on when there's no more water. I know not everyone can pass up a job... But you know your craft well enough to do it badly I bet... Not that I would encourage that... For legal reasons... And this is totally a joke.

Also "justice facility dog" I know it means a dog that works at a justice facility but... I like to think it means a dog that facilitates justice.

@socko-pocko.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Victims of crime week. I know it means a week dedicated to victims of crime but every time I see it I think that there was some crazy week of crime that happened.

Victims of crime week. I know it means a week dedicated to victims of crime but every time I see it I think that there was some crazy week of crime that happened.

Ya know... Drugs did a lot of bad for my life. But then I find a game I put 54 hours into but I don't remember a thing. Now it's a brand new game again!

I don't know if I'm just lucky or what but I couldn't get a long wait time in the Canadian healthcare system if I tried. Every single time I need to see someone I'm in within a month. And even for non emergency. 2 months. Including specialists. Where are these wait times?

Anyone else in a crazy age gap relationship with their own ears?

Puppies are funny cuz you can take all the time you want to put them down ever so gently and place their feet and there is still a 75% chance that they face plant directly into the floor..

Dear Fleetwood Mac. It really takes away from the song dreams when I'm singing it at the river in the sun listening to thunder in the distance.

Does anyone else share the kind of autism where you're super mad at games like power wash simulator for not actually requiring you to get the last bits? Like I saw them and I was about to get them and you disappeared them!

Doing a family tree and realizing my handwriting isn't nearly as bad as people taking critical notes on medical and government forms in the 1800s. So really it's not all that bad.

What do you fear more? Spiders or snakes? *The sound of my autism revving up to ask a wall clarifying questions*

Didn't have "helping my 70 year old mother realise that even if I took her last name it's still a man's last name" wasn't on my 2025 bingo card but here we are.

What did Obama say to trump at the Carter funeral that made him laugh? My theory: "hey now you can't go trying to deport me, you've seen my birth certificate after all" trump laughs. Obama laughs. Doug longs for the days he didn't worry about being killed for overhearing things.