Gaby Baby
@softmaurice.bsky.social
Magic: the Gathering Cube guy // big Knicks fan // irate socialist Beware, fellow traveler, for quickly does the octopus of choice become the legless eel of desperation
Every time I get on a subway car I play a fun game called “who is the reason this subway car reeks of weed”
This is great reporting. Me, I'm always wondering what the cast of Everybody Loves Raymond thinks about how the 25th anniversary of 9/11 should go
OK! Magazine@okmagazine.com · 4d agoPatricia Heaton backed a petition urging Mayor Zohran Mamdani to be barred from New York City's 25th 9/11 anniversary.
If I were in Hereditary I'd be like "King Paimon? More like King Pay Me $30"
I cannot wait to watch the New York Knicks play basketball again. Tired of waiting
Every time a podcaster describes Anfernee Simons as a good player on a contending team one of my hairs goes grey
The notion that the Democratic Party is being "hijacked" by democratic socialists presupposes that the Clintonite impulses toward moderation and triangulation are the party's rightful ideological legacy. It is false and dangerous to assume this.
I do not think he can do it. The country is simply too large
Thinking, as I often do, of Richard Chowenhill’s phenomenal, once-in-a-decade guitar solo on the song “Bodhidarma” from The Spiritual Sound, the instant classic record by the American black metal band Agriculture
Everybody who is at this Williamsburg bar for SpongeBob SquarePants is a huge dork except for me
I brought two whole carrots to the office world cup viewing sesh to snack on and ppl are mostly being really cool about it
This dude is like the Michael Jordan of not knowing about shit. You almost have to respect the hustle
Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social · 3w agoMike Johnson, asked about Maine shooting by ICE officer, says he hasn’t been briefed and doesn’t know much: “I know that there was a tragic shooting. And I’m not going to comment on it because I don’t know. And you guys can mock me for not knowing that. I worked about 22 hours in the last few days.”
Free million dollar idea for anybody who wants it: find a way to pre-crumble goat cheese. I love some goat cheese in a salad but I HATE breaking up the cylinder of goat cheese to try and disperse everything correctly. I am willing to assent to (more) environmental devastation to make this happen
RIP Lindsey Graham. He would have loved the cube I’m cooking up for @cubeforacause.upkeepnewyork.com next month. Now he’ll never get to draft it 😔
Next person who asks me to hop on a call real quick is getting choke slammed
Just saw my good friend Mitch McConnell. He and I played a best of three match of pauper together. He was on Mono B Sacrifice and I was on RG Ponza. His deck was for sure better than mine but I drew the nuts in games 1 and 2 and 2-0’ed that fucker in 15 minutes. Then he called me a slur #mtgpauper
Learning that politics accounts posting about sports is one of the things I dislike the most
It should be illegal for any entity other than a municipal fire department to purchase fireworks. I believe this with my whole heart
Saw a Man holding a folding chair in one hand and a box of Eggo Waffles in the other. Where is he off to…
One of the reasons that I have come to prefer cube to edh is that cube doesn’t have ban discourse. There’s no ban list, there’s no committee. It’s just my homie who built the cube. And if there’s something in the cube I don’t like, I can just bully my homie
Always a good sign when your subway train conductor tells you “this train is not going to Brooklyn” as you pull into Franklin Avenue — Medgar Evers College
Why would Apple News give me this push notification? Are they trying to insinuate something? I’m honestly insulted
Delta flight attendance crew referring to themselves in announcements as “New York city-based.” Relax. What are you, an indie band?
Noticing an increasing trend where I as a late group boarder of an aircraft am told that I need to gate check my bag because there’s no overhead storage space and then I get on the plane and there is so much overhead storage space
Really amazing to watch an entire class of democrats freak out as progressive challengers return the party to the philosophies that objectively led the party to its most successful period in American history
Mediaite@mediaite.com · last mo.‘I’m Done, I’m Not in That F*cking Political Party’: James Carville Freaks Out After Progressives Win Big in Democratic Primaries