Coworker is on a call showing us the extremely simple documents she used AI to make and I'm thinking about how much water was wasted on this dumb shit.

Something I learned from being on Xiaohongshu is how Chinese soldiers have to have at least, a Bachelor's degree, in order to be allowed into the army. And that there are military units that entirely made of engineers. Hundreds of thousands of military men and women who are engineers! Bruh!

I had went extremely hard on legs once, when I finally finished all my supersets and was ready to leave my legs felt like jello and wouldn’t stop shaking. It looked like I was Tip Drilling out the gym and into the parking lot.

"I don't know how youse done it, but I KNOW YOUSE DONE IT!!!!" Classic. I miss those days watching Looney Tunes shorts as a kid.

Jacob Geller@jacobgeller.com · 3d ago

Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this

Step, kick, kick, leap, kick, touch—again! Step, kick, kick, leap, kick, touch Right, that connects to Turn, turn, out, in, reach, step, kick, kick, leap, kick, touch (I learned this choreography 30 years ago and it takes up the space where my kids’ SSN should be.)

COME ON MAMDANI 😭🔥🔥🔥

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 3d ago

Look outside. Do you see snow? No?  Well, you will soon. You might also see $30/hr more in your pocket if you become an emergency snow shoveler.  Registration begins Saturday, September 19th. Sign up by November 30th for access to paid orientation and expedited payment processing.

Ok are people finding issue with this while the US is conducting both international and domestic terrorism currently?

Eric Michael Garcia@ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 2d ago

Left-wing streamer Hasan Piker tells Axios he believes America conducts more terrorism in the world than al-Qaeda. www.axios.com/2026/09/17/h...

Just my two abe Lincolns, but I'm pretty sure this is a sign that maybe he shouldn't be...you know...in the Senate.

@pissed-off-g.bsky.social · 2d ago

An aloof Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) was seen changing his vote after Republicans sitting next to him told him to do so. In a video making the rounds on X, McConnell can clearly be heard voting "no" on the markup. The subtitles in the video even picked up the... www.rawstory.com/mitch-mcconn...

Don't fall for their gimmick faking like they're turning on the orange man. Get these repblicans out of office.

All facts cuz a certain subset of white people love quoting that shit back to Black women

SWIIRL (Sativa Diva 💅🏿)@thatonegirlkendra.blacksky.app · 2d ago

Chris Rock also did damage with that Good Hair movie bullshit. He puts these things out like he's one of us but he's just giving material to his white friends

Ducks fly together

call me when brazil is eligible

Ursula von der Leyen@vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu · 3d ago

Dear @mark-carney.bsky.social, we want to bring the relationship with Canada to the highest level possible. I would like to work with you on opening the door for Canada to being the first associate member of the EU. And create a common prosperity and economic security space.

I wish more people had the integrity to STOP supporting people like him. 🤷🏾‍♂️

x@slightwright.blacksky.app · 3d ago

All of that FOR NOTHING 😂😂😂😂

Venton and everyone involved knew exactly what they were doing and exactly who Chris is. They did and do not care. They just know he's popular and thought they could hide behind that. If fans don't care then it's fine. We ain't all fans. See y'all at the next election.

x@slightwright.blacksky.app · 3d ago

All of that FOR NOTHING 😂😂😂😂

It's like I always say, "Look at your source"..

😂😂 clownery always comes back to bite.

x@slightwright.blacksky.app · 3d ago

All of that FOR NOTHING 😂😂😂😂

So many trains could have been built

Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social · 4d ago

CBO analysis: The Iran war has cost the U.S. $38 billion as of August 1. That’s >$246 million per day, on average. CBO says the war has raised inflation and global energy prices, citing reduced traffic in the Strait of Hormuz, and says it’ll raise interest rates on treasuries.

😭 Send aid....and wine.

He picked a side of the tour bus.

John Rain🥇@johnrain.co.uk · 4d ago

Ed Sheeran's tour bus.

Medicare for All means we will no longer be nickeled and dimed by corporations who exist specifically to hold our healthcare dollars and pay out as little as possible.

I never want to see another stupid post about people 'reading too much'. Look, I'm sorry you're jelly that some folks read fast. I'm sorry you hate the idea of someone reading fifty in a year. SOME PEOPLE READ MORE THAN YOU. SOME PEOPLE READ INSTEAD OF WATCHING TV. DEAL WITH IT.

i drove one of these as a loaner for a day and it was extremely fun. sub-aud$20k is an absolute steal, they're gonna sell a ton of these

BYD stuns market as it slashes price of Australia’s cheapest EV to less than $20,000 driveaway

BYD gives another boost to EV affordability, cutting driveaway price of Atto 1 to less than $20,000, competing with low-cost petrol cars.

thedriven.io

🇨🇦 leads the way for other middle power countries to build trade options away from only 🇺🇸

Macklemore can sue Robert Kraft for Tortious Interference for economic harm and I hope he does. Discovery would be fun: "Which other stadium owners did you talk to?" and "We need all related emails, text messages and contracts between you and them and you and Sheeran and Sheeran's team."

I will post this again for context. The difference between a billion and a million dollars

Given my wife’s predilection for bad movies, it surprised me she’d never seen Congo (nor had I). Over the weekend we watched it, and it is a damn silly ridiculously fun bad movie thanks in large part to Tim Curry (Herkermer Homolka) and a bunch of other great character actors

Grateful to Jalen Hurts and his foundation for this incredible donation to my alma mater, Northeast High School. $600k to upgrade the HVAC unit so that at least the sweltering auditorium can be cooled. Go Vikings. www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia...

Jalen Hurts donates $600K to Philadelphia school to upgrade air conditioning

Northeast High School is getting an upgrade thanks to Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts. Hurts donated $600,000 so that the school can upgrade its HVAC system and support adequate cooling du...

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In labor-starved Japan, companies are sweetening the deals they offer high school graduates. From certification subsidies to overseas training, businesses are reshaping hiring to win young talent. trib.al/eHjkVZm

In labor-starved Japan, companies boost hiring perks for high school grads

Businesses offer support for earning certifications, on-the-job training

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Another NFL team owner is owner of Manchester United and he was against Macklemore staying on the tour too.

JCMartinofBA@jcmartinofba.bsky.social · 4d ago

Robert Kraft and Ed Sheeran kick Macklemore off Ed Sheeren/Macklamore tour because Macklemore supports the Palestinians in Gaza. Kraft owns the New England Patriots & has been caught with prostitutes in Miami. This is like what the NFL did with the San Francisco 49ers quarterback who supported BLM

I’M HOSTING A NEW SHOW! Good Story, Good Story! is a new storytelling and variety show at The Elysian Theater in LA! Our show is October 1st, featuring Aparna Nancherla, David Crabb, Melissa Strype, Bandwave, and ME! Get your tickets here now: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/goodst...