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🌸 Fetishizing Solid Snake's gluteus maximus & fandom discourse talk~ 30+ year old She/Her Profic/Anti-censorship Minors & Party-Poopers DNI 🌸 📍NYC 🇸🇪 ♿ ✨More corny-humor in my fics~ https://archiveofourown.org/users/Tetrimidion

Ugh... yeah we know season 3 of Osomatsu-san wasn't as good as 1 & 2, but at least they understood to give Ichimatsu a yandere AU where he went on a slaughtered spree. Not this... They knew he is delicate like a bǫmb. Not delicate like a flower that S4 is making him.

So glad I was forced to take that long hiatus & never ended up putting as much of my art/writing here that I could have due to being ill. I'm so tired of this cycle Find somewhere else, then just for this garbage to happen yet again in the future bc gaagaagoogoo creditcard companies & advertisers

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Omg.... so I spent tonight's writing hours doing NOTHING but writing a song for Karamatsu to sing to Osomatsu when he joins him in the hospital lmao I both hate and love it. Just like Karamatsu. (Lyrics typed out in alt text.) #fic I'm actually rly tired now as this was super hard... ugh

Here there’s no worries, everything so carefree,
Everyone adores you and you do as you please.
Get up when you want, stay up late and masturbate,
Sure there’s a schedule, but no need to follow it—here you’re great.

No plans, no plans, I’m the king of this land,
Living my dream with a nurse at hand.
No plans, no plans, it’s the ward of my dreams,
Getting pampered all day while I lounge and eat ice cream.

Three meals a day, provided on a tray,
By a sexy nurse whose bosom’s practically on display.
You can do what you please, watch TV, play games, sing all day,
And no matter what, they tell you it will all be okay.

No plans, no plans, I’m the king of this land,
Living my dream with a nurse at hand.
No plans, no plans, it’s the ward of my dreams,
Getting pampered all day while I lounge and eat ice cream.

Getting taken care of, no need to cook, no need to clean,
It’s the heavenly life of being a NEET.
You get praised for lying around in your comfy gown,
In fact, they’ll even wipe your ass 
if you say the meds makes your eyes bounce around.

No plans, no plans, just a NEET paradise,
Getting spoiled like royalty, isn’t that nice?
No plans, no plans, they all clap for me,
It’s the heavenly life of a ward-bound NEET.

Since returning to NYC last month, I've gone back to the Brooklyn and NOHO Book Off, and both locations have mostly Osomatsu merch out of any of the other sextuplets. All I'm thinking was... "There was a divorce." Shoutout to whoever sold this bag to the shop though.

Ichimatsu all over a bag

10 episodes into Osomatsu-San season 4, and not one fap joke yet.....??? (or did I miss something) Also. Stop. Nerfing. Ichimatsu. omg... this season is awful.... Season 1: GUESS THE DICK!! Season 4: oh no this turnip is hard to pull out of the ground quick better make a chain of ppl to pull it!

I'M BACK IN NYC!! OMG I've missed it so much and love my new apartment in Manhattan 😻 Just being away from gross NJ is already helping me feel a bit better, but still not 100% yet. FINALLY feeling the small spark to write again too! I'll still be MIA for a couple weeks though while I get settled!

Typical NYC buildings and shit from out the window in my new apartment <3

I've been quiet not just from being sick and tired (literally), but now bc I've been trying to apartment hunt too. That shit is so draining, and I hate realtors to the core. The fuck I gotta pay someone to open a door for me and can't even type the word "you" out in emails, but instead uses "u".

Just told my mom how I wish I had more adults in my life that supported my writing when I was child (I had 1 only), and that everyone didn't push me towards doing art instead. She got insulted, saying "But your art is so good!! Always has been" No, it's not. Especially as a child.

dude watching someone craft something out of pure love and passion is sooo healing i don’t understand how anyone could ever see that and still want to get rid of The Process