Ken Trant
@solstrom.bsky.social
Widower, Retired, Father of four, Grandfather of 13.
#Humor Dad Jokes to start your week ? What do you call a chicken that is staring at a lettuce? Chicken sees a salad. ? What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ? Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!
#Humor Dad jokes to go ? How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder! ? What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me! ? Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words! ? Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
Raise your hand if your wife wants/wanted a vacume cleaner for christmas. Go ahead, I'll wait.
#Humor Dad joke just for you ? Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? It’s a big waist of space. ? What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi. ? Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
#Humor More Dad Jokes ? How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut! ? What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry? 58! ? What did the nut say to the other nut in a game of tag? Imma cashew!
#Humor Dad jokes, let keep-em going ? How did the two cats end their fight? They hissed and made up. ? Why did the strawberry cry? He found himself in a jam. (from my youth) ? What’s black and white and read all over? A newspaper!
I heard recently that smoking cigarettes is making a comeback.
#Humor Dad jokes, just keep-em comming. ? Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. ? How do rabbits travel? By hareplanes. ? What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine? Give me my quarterback.
Donald Trump canceled a program that let you file your taxes directly with the IRS for free. Why? I have a theory.
It doesn’t get any cuter than this, folks. 😍
Michelle@michelleroy78.bsky.social · 2w agoA much-needed break from anything serious. 🥰
#Humor (because we need it) Dad Jokes ? Why did the belt go to jail? Because it held up a pair of pants. ? Where does the general put his armies? In his sleevies.
Not only do the 'Guard' the people who abuse children (GOP == Guardians of Pedophiles), but they steal from them without, apparently, any consequences.
Claude Taylor@realclaudetaylor.bsky.social · 2w agoThey stole $10 million dollars. When will they be held accountable?
#Humor Dad Jokes What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks. What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he was fired? Oh snap.
#Humor More Dad jokes What did the cucumber say to the pickle? You mean a great dill to me. Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe. Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I 'm not going to go spreading it! What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
Well, we do have a lot of oligarchs, so there's that (sarc).
We need more politicians like Pete, who not only see the problems, but also has ideas to fix them. I was accused of "ageism" when I said the old guard needs to step down. It's not about age, it's about the attitude of going along to get along, of being tone deaf to the times we're living in, etc.
Every time I see a Cyber Truck, the only thing that I think of is the T-Shirts from the 90's that said; "I'm with Stupid" with an arrow point to the person next to them. But, in my mind, I see the sign on the drivers door with an arrow pointing up. Now, you'll see it too. Your welcome.
Fourteen years ago, HBO's 'The Newsroom' laid out the truth about voter ID in this segment. It’s striking how little the arguments — or the tactics — have changed. Still a solution in search of a problem. History doesn’t repeat itself — it gets rerun.
