Rex 🦦💨

@somelikeitott.bsky.social

🔞 18+ ONLY!!! THIS IS AN NSFW ACCOUNT!!! 🔞 | They/Them | 💍 Married to the incomparable @skunkfumes.bsky.social 💙 👨‍🍳 | Chef and hobby baker | 🧁 31 year old, non-binary Kansan otter 🦦. Strange kink sh-t abound. I DO NOT RP. 🚨 ACAB & FDT 🚨

This otter is officially diagnosed with prediabetes and extremely high cholesterol! Don't worry too much, I already suspected it before the diagnosis and will be working on making the necessary life adjustments to bring those levels down!

I suddenly remembered this stupid thing I made like 4 years ago and I'm bringing it here because it's still TRUE 🩲 (please take it as the joke it is)(but also it's TRUE)

No but really, underwear is better than nude