CHRIS•TO•PHER
@someothermiles.bsky.social
Father to none but daddy to many. 👨🏾 Mostly wholesome and seldom NSFW. 👼🏽 I go to the gym a lot and complain about being chopped even more. 🤷🏾♂️ CHI 🌭 | He/Him 👨🏾 | Gay 🦄
Someone told me I’ve made it because my underwear waistband looks like bacon 🥓
Even the gym is stingy with the AC during this heat wave 🥵
Not a single Father’s Day message from any of y’all 😔
Someone told me the litmus test for muscle queen status is an armpit big enough to put your whole face in; whatcha think? 🤔
Kinda feel like I’m plateauing but I’ll keep pushing 🙂↕️
My non-mirror selfie game has fallen out of practice. 👨🏾
Almost everything sucks but at least I’ve got a solid trunk 🪵
Outmogged by my man but we’re both hosses so 🤷🏾♂️
IML was a complete bust but at least there’s body dysmorphia to round everything out 💪🏾
Everyone wanna build community and no one tryna fuck anymore 😒
