El Más Guapo
@somerandomclown.bsky.social
Just a famous indie microblogger from Brampton… (jealous?)
The great thing about 2020 was all the “anti-racist” types revealing all the tactics the “white devil” uses to maintain white supremacy because it is all those precise tactics that the “anti-racist” types use against Jews. So you CAN build a house using the masters tools? Fools.
“Secret fascists” Wow Reason #5773367 why I don’t trust teachers unions.
My life has improved significantly since my son started doing his own laundry. Today he asked if we are ever getting a dishwasher. I smiled and gazed at him… I already have one.
Speaking as the most chiseled hunk of beef that ever microblogged from the Flower City, who just happens to be the most sought after man in the B Dot by the ladies for Coital Servicing (no Castlemore women sorry) and who just happens to be TGIMTECOOB, I must admit I like canned tuna. It’s reliable.
You do know teaching kids to read is an oppressive practice, right?
Speaking as the most humble and wise sage to ever furrow his deep and feral brows while considering, manipulating and constructing ideas conceived at a frequency no one else BUT ONE can feel, hear or see, and who just happens to be TGIMTECOOB, I must say I like the Jace thing on Reality Fracture.
“For all hobbits share a love for things that GROW”
The 25/26 cohort isn’t even the cohort I expected big things from. I expected big things from this years grade 3 cohort, as that was the first year my teaching partner and I team taught our grade ones… I took all the reds between the two classes and she took everyone else, 9-10 periods a week…
My mistake… 38 percentage POINTS… it’s actually a 127% increase… 😘
El Más Guapo@somerandomclown.bsky.social · 2w agoIt happened. My “in two years” prediction came true. A 38% jump in grade 3 reading and a 30% jump in grade 3 writing. Eat it, fuckers… Learn. Never spit in the wind. Never pull on supermans cape. And never, and I mean NEVER doubt the greatest phonemic segmenter to ever come out of Brampton.
It happened. My “in two years” prediction came true. A 38% jump in grade 3 reading and a 30% jump in grade 3 writing. Eat it, fuckers… Learn. Never spit in the wind. Never pull on supermans cape. And never, and I mean NEVER doubt the greatest phonemic segmenter to ever come out of Brampton.
When you are as ridiculously handsome as I am, and as big of a legend as I am in the Flower City, and if you are also the greatest indie microblogger to ever come out of Brampton, they bring you your black coffee as soon as you sit down at Golden Eggs in the Dixie Plaza (Castlemore could NEVER lol).
Speaking as the most virile specimen of masculinity in Peel Region, who just happens to have a Blackest Belt (that’s higher than a black ((no capital ON PURPOSE)) belt) in the Coital Arts, and who just happens to be the greatest indie microblogger to ever come out of Brampton, I must say this is ❤️.
“Those ain’t my haters, those are my secret admirers” - 🦉
I must be honest with my fans, all you “little people” who are numbered like the rose petals thrown at my feet as I walk the hallowed halls of Bramalea City Centre seemingly on a cloud as the old and sick rush to touch the hem of my garment, I must admit that I have not been “icing up” lately.
If, once again, you have ever wished me harm for some sadly misguided reason on account of some obvious personal failing on your part (get some help ffs), well today is your lucky day because today I bit my finger while eating. Up close you can totally see a face. (Probably a holy miracle nbd)
Why Jamaica for a vacation? 1. Not a “budget” destination, keeps out the rif raf… 2. The food 3. The food 4. The food Go to the Riu Aquarelle, Montego Bay… Yw
To be very very honest, this song sounds exactly like the picture.
Homelands and Fallen Empires was better than Aetherdrift… hard pass.
As a sidebar to something we were talking about, I had to explain to my gf what the prostate is, what it does and where exactly it is and now I think she’s suspicious…
And i did it without playing ONE GAME of that new set. Too many sets.
