Jehova’s Thickness
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Trans Femme Nerd from Seattle In a love/hate relationship with Captain Falcon Currently playing too much Clone Hero Too many other hyper fixations to list
My friend: “Did you know that there’s a tree that smells like cum when it blooms” Me with 1,000 Bradford pear tree saplings in my Amazon cart: “uhhhh, never heard of it”
Puppygirl asked me if I got the red rocket, I say you know I scooby dooby doo
ohhhhhh fuuuccccck, im stimming, im stimming so fucking hard
Call her pussy “the well” cus I fell into it and need Lassie to go get help
I’m the main bitch and they whore d'oeuvres
Turning a Bradford pear wood dildo on my lathe so my strap smell accurate
When I die, bury me in the soil and plant a Bradford pear tree so y’all still have to smell it
She let me hit cus it smell like silly string