Van helsing 2004 but instead of getting cured of being a werewolf he gets hit with the fake serum that turns him into a wereberry forever
That’s a Coyote berry
@somesortofyote.bsky.social
Rancid beast 🔞 24 She/its Coyote/Manadragon 🏳️⚧️ 🫐 ΘΔ ☉∇ &
I didn’t know they had that on Shadow Moses island
I like to play and draw and have fun and eat candy ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳
i dont understand how plural artists do it. i have SO many comics on the cutting room floor because they would make me look bad to friends and strangers?? do other people not obsess about public image like i do? not white-knuckle a projection of stability, that plurality undermines constantly?
girls should be allowed to be bigger than boys and give them wedgies and shove them into walls and spit down their throat
That’s right, I’m NOT afraid to say it and I DONT care who I offend [cracks open the scroll of sophiatic vitriol, speak it’s tounge, and flicks my hand in the air, catapulting the audience directly into the sun]
substack.com/@bottlerocke... Hello. Here’s a story i won an award for I have tried and failed to turn into a short film. It’s about cleaning cum off of a comforter
Wet Pigeons
A Short Story by Botttlerocket
substack.com
what if i was beautiful black and white clown girl with running makeup
But DK... you changed. Big buddy, YOU actually changed!
This is what being plural is like if you’re bad at it
Museum of Twitter@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 6d ago
Last time I went to the rainforest cafe I ordered a drink served “amphibious style” and cha cha the frog came out of the kitchen and punched me in the stomach so hard I came
My boss took us to chilis and he’s little spacing with the kids menu
few american cities have a better origin story than lawrence's "fuck slavery and fuck missouri" founding principles
if you're not trans then i really don't know if you can comprehend how much of a *disappointment* literally all of society has proven to be for us just time and again proving that the rest of you will always choose to abdicate your morals over sitting with discomfort for one goddamn second
✨️Angel Facts✨️@angelic.style · 7d agoi never liked ken jennings anyway. i never liked the wnba anyway. i never liked womens sports anyway. i never liked harry potter anyway. i never liked the nyt word games anyway. i never liked alice cooper dee schneider and kiss anyway. i never l
Becoming a sphere forever is really the end goal here
Permaberry failgirl wearing an “I Had Potential” shirt stretched over her enormous body, is this anything?