"Shen is baiting the trans-shen believers by posting yuri hetslop. At which point do we have to admit this isn't just chess anymore?"

Gianni Infantino sounds like what JK Rowling would name a character who's an Italian Baby

Waiting for the "abstraction of Keir Starmer" edit

Geronimo finally has gotten justice

I'm gonna need astrologers to put up or shut up. No more vague "something good will happen on this day" shit with gonzo ass graphs to "prove" it. If you can't give anything specific I don't want to fuckin hear it.

Saw a yank say that Britain should be nuked from orbit because they saw a picture of a baked potato with beans and cheese, so I'm going to post some equally ignorant things about American food

These are the kind of people who say "autistic people are bad at communication" btw

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2mo ago

Pioneer of ‘extreme male brain’ theory of autism now says phrase unhelpful

"omg shen is eggbaiting again. don't engage with it, it's a trick!" screw that, find out where he's hiding. he can't play that card if we all forcefem him

I'm taking away the term "media literacy" away from some of you until you learn actual literacy

The insane part of this wasn't the fact another mod renamed #general-2, but that when people noticed they all went "This is Afal's fault"

<-- GOOP | Spax@spax.zone · 2mo ago

crazy developments in the hbomberguy discord

Jax comes out as a bunnygirl and everyone's all "hummana hummana oobity goobity 🥵 😋 😍" but when I tell people I'm a bunnygirl people are like "but you sound nothing like Michael Kovach"

Every day I tell people "do not martypost", and every day I am disappointed whenever I see someone getting in trouble for martyposting. How many times do I have to tell people on this website, This Shit Does Not Look Good On Paper

Reminder: That Shit Doesn't Look Good On Paper

Oh but when I make a joke about jax rotating cubes inside her head...

Mx. Moz@mleelunsford.com · 2mo ago

I don't need to explain myself #tadcspoilers #tadc #jax

Was Keith the worst prime minister in the past two decades? No But was he the worst Labour prime minister in the last two decades? Also no But does him not being the worst makes him any good? Believe it or not the answer is no

RIP Keith

Being trans rules because if I make a bad joke and people don't like it I can just say people are being transphobic

Lots of people criticising this post but what liberals don't understand is that it's a requirement to be ahistorical if you're a leftist on the Internet

onion person@junlper.beer · 2mo ago

liberals when they see a meteor barreling straight towards earth:

BUNNYGIRL SUMMER LET'S FUCKING GO CHAT

they made gooseworx@gooseworx.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.

Caine upon using the blue cafe free WiFi and seeing all the ragapom yuri r34

A variation "Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians" was used multiple times in Jerry Springer The Opera

depths of wikipedia@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 2mo ago

ok who says that last one

Rather than banning social media for under 16s, teach goatse at schools

Huge fan of the Labour government re-introducing Section 28 but for every part of people's lives halfway through pride month

OK, which one of you fucks showed Keith hellthread?

News Eye@newseye.bsky.social · 2mo ago

BREAKING: The UK Government confirms that Bluesky will be INCLUDED in the ban on social media for under 16s. The government said it will be BANNED because it is a “user-to-user platform who purpose is to enable social interaction.”

Brexit has made my European Computer Driving License useless in the past 10 years since England didn't believe in Europe. Now they want me to get another computer license for porno? Get real

Keeping up with the software development industry is a pain in the ass because you'd see something like "Zorp is dependent on Doink, but after the Flarb controversy regarding Qwip, the Vlum Foundation has decided they're moving all their architecture to Slork" and they expect people to go "hm, yes"