finally caught nirvanna the band the show the movie last night & i truly cannot believe how astonishing it was. despite all the hype, i was not prepared.

i’m gonna need the whole internet to go ahead and turn this picture of ed harris at the premiere for “the dink” into a heavy-rotation meme please. hat pack, scoop troop, @hollywoodhandbook.bsky.social heads - all you guys are in charge of getting this off the ground.

crazy how much of ‘severance’ could have been avoided if they just gave the innies their own offices.

almost forgot to have “joey” (the billboard top 20 hit single off concrete blonde’s 1990 gold record album “bloodletting”) stuck in my head all morning, but then i DIDN’T forget.

accidentally ran over the fuckin weirdest looking raccoon i ever saw in my life on the way to work today. ah well, i’m sure everything will be fine.

*catching up on the day’s nba news*

I Think You Should Leave Itysl

ALT: I Think You Should Leave Itysl

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And now the low, low price of only ONE million dollars, you *too* can just write down whatever bullshit you want on a piece of paper for the president to read out loud on TV! Hurry and get your 100% POTUS-approved nonsense on the record today!!

Craig R. Brittain@craigbrittain.com · 2w ago

Trump: "The revenue from Google's data center construction is allowing them to eliminate all property taxes. You probably had some negative heat, oh we don't want a data center. Usually those are the people who actually want them."

on behalf of anyone who questioned the red sox front office’s decision to wipe out the entire coaching staff mid-season back in april, allow me to be the first to go fuck myself i guess.

started watching silo and in my headcanon i’m choosing to believe it’s a gritty prequel to kimmy schmidt about her time in the bunker.

Their questions included several hard-hitting inquiries such as “Can I get that?” and “How soon can I get that?” and “Is there a senator’s discount on that?”.

Bloomberg News@bloomberg.com · 2w ago

Senators in both parties are questioning a plan by President Donald Trump’s media company to sell real-time access to Truth Social posts to Wall Street firms

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

i don’t care how staged this video is, it counts as another pats championship.

sending up the @murderxbryan.bsky.social signal…

Andrew Ferguson@dontfuck.men · 3w ago

Intellectually I know that The Hague is a real place and things other than The International Criminal Court exist there. I was still not prepared to read the sentence: “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”

still the greatest song ever written. ( #duan)

Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton)

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imagine how much of a fucking dork you’d have to be to be elon musk after this.

they should give out an oscar for “best kid performance”.

go woke opening weekend box office records, go broke opening weekend box office records.

WIRED@wired.com · 3w ago

For all the hysteria over “woke” casting and ahistorical choices, Christopher Nolan’s epic is on track to make $200 million globally during its opening weekend. www.wired.com/story/the-od...

mr. president, please leave us alone. please stop talking to us, sir.

now to take a big sip of water & pointedly *not* look into whether pete hegseth just so happens to have any type of recently established financial ties to some fly-by-night testosterone supplement company… ahh, now that is some refreshing water. such a tasty treat for the blissfully incurious mind!

Matthew Gault@mjgault.bsky.social · 3w ago

Hegseth announced they're gonna start screening for T and administering testosterone treatment for warriors found wanting

go to your room, wordle. you are grounded for the rest of the day.

nothing challenges the complexity of your own identity as a so-called “modern” or “progressive” man like watching your son violently blow chunks in his first tackle football practice & (after a short rest) get back in there. like feeling a type of pride you’re not proud of feeling but there you are.

thanks to this swift & decisive bipartisan action taken by the house today, we are one step closer to fully eliminating the potential national risk of (checks notes) “anyone anywhere in America still possibly having even one little thing to look forward to”. 🇺🇸🫡

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 3w ago

The House overwhelmingly voted to pass a bill to make daylight saving time permanent

*as obnoxiously as possible to phillies nation after the first round*

Sebastian Maniscalco: Aren't You Embarrassed?

ALT: Sebastian Maniscalco: Aren't You Embarrassed?

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*riding through town like paul revere, ringing the bell & shouting*: “geico brought their iconic big blue gloves back this year! geico brought their iconic big blue gloves back this year!!!” *everyone keeps pelting me with rocks*

heeeeeeey mr. willson… 😳😳😳

Perhaps, but you’re overlooking the new & improved defensive countermeasures of “why would any foreign enemies ever want to kill this fucking dipshit president who’s already doing everything they want to America for them?”.

New Air Force One Lacks Defensive Countermeasures of Previous Model, Officials Say

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call me tia maria villasojos cus i’m on my “pit bulls & pre-rollies” shit tonite