(Sonic) WHOA! (Knuckles) üüüüüüü (Tails) Oh no!

(Eggman) That's right. I want that Aquafina, bitch. (slurp) I wanna sip that shit. YES!

(Eggman) I don't wanna hear your musky mouth. Put the gem there or I'm gonna put her in Minecraft. (Sonic) Alright (Elise) Sonic, don't do it! (Sonic) Time to give up my 1-up.

(Eggman) Give me the gem right now! (Sonic) But Eggman, she's my heart and soul!

(Eggman) Not the time to drop! Now, I'm gonna be turning you all into Minecraft PS4s.

(Eggman) Welcome to the realm. Now, I have the epic gamer right here! (Elise) Hey! (Sonic) No!

(Sonic) Oh god, here we are! (Tails) Where are we? (gasps) (Sonic) Eggman! (Tails) Eggman!

(Hayley) You have found the computer room. (Jenny) Shut up, Hayley!

(Knuckles) Hey, don't take me anywhere-- Aw fuck!

(Sonic) Not gonna say what I said last time, 'cause that was weird. Alright! (Tails) Wait, what?

(Tails) Now, Knuckles, why would you listen to music on a Game Boy? That's not what a Game Boy is for. (Knuckles) You're right, it's what a Switch is for.

(Knuckles) Yeah, the remix is a little hard to fucking understand, crush. (Sonic) Yeah, it sounds like Pumpkin Hill.

(Eggman) Did you know that the FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is only done for people who like gaming Minecraft? (Sonic) Interesting.

(Tails) (gasps) Eggman?! (Eggman) We have pictures of Mario, pictures of Luigi... pictures of Princess Daisy, princess of Princess Peach.

(Sonic) Oh, Super Mario Kart? (Tails) Not Super Mario Kart...

(Sonic) Hey Knuckles! (Tails) Hey Knuckles! (Knuckles) What up? I'm listening to my Game Boy. It's got the bomb tunes on it. Check-- Check out my favorite tracks.

(Amy) Well now I just feel bad. Dammit.Alright, well, I guess, like... We could talk about, like... Future?

(Amy) Oh wait, shit. You don't make this fun 'cause you're sad! (Silver) I'm always sad. That's just my thing. I-- I'm sorry. I'm sad. I can't-- That's just how I be, y'know.

(Amy) Aw dammit, I missed my opportunity on Sonic's next album!It's your fault, Silver boy! I'm gonna pluck you up, melt you down and make a fucking necklace! (Silver) Yeah, I probably deserve it.

(Sonic) Ugh. Thanks Amy, maybe you can feature on my next track. (Amy) Maybe I can feature on your next what? (Sonic) See you later.

(Amy) No! (Silver) Amy? Wait, how do I know your name? (Amy) I TOLD YOU my name! (Silver) Oh yeah.

(Sonic) Okay, what do you want? (Silver) First, I want you to apologize. I mean, I was in the middle of talking to you.

(Sonic) Oh, there she goes. (Silver) You stop! (Sonic) Oh! (Silver) Hey! I'm not done talking to you!

(Eggman) She's taken by the snap-crackle-pop!

(Elise) Um. Oh my gosh. (Sonic) Look... I-- I won't rap again. Okay, I'll do it, I'll throw it away, I promise. (Elise) Guys!

(Sonic) AAAAAAH! (Silver) Oh, I'm gonna fire at you, into a wall!

(Silver) You must never rap again, or else the world will be destroyed! (Sonic) Have you even heard my mixtape? It's fire!

(Sonic) Huh? Who said that? Whoa! Hold on, I think there's a fan.

(Silver) The battle royale game had a soundtrack that was so fire, it set fire to the world. And now I need to find the hedgehog-- THERE HE IS!

(Alfred) Oh my fucking god. (cackling)