Why are all these players we’re trying to sell getting minutes

Ah fuck poor Louis Copley

Meanwhile I’ve decided Tzolis is the Greek Kvara

This makeshift defence is rough. And Nwaneri is not up to it, at all.

I don’t think Nwaneri is it lads

I think when Spider-Man is coughing up blood and a 7yo kid in the front is asking loudly ‘why’s he doing that???’ Comic book movies have kinda disappeared up their own arse, right?

This is a very good, balanced - and extraordinary - piece; worth reading in full.

Playbooks, plagiarism and a pig’s head: new claims surrounding a star Cambridge professor

Jason Arday was regarded as an academic superstar, but then questions about his work prompted scrutiny of his backstory and counterclaims of racism

theguardian.com

For you special lady £130m

Miguel Delaney@migueldelaney.bsky.social · 4d ago

Manchester United again looking at Lewis-Skelly, amid push for Lewis Hall Arsenal don’t want to sell but feeling is situation could change if ambitious transfer plans come off www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...

Don’t want to get ahead of myself but think Tzolis is the signing of the summer maybe even the decade tbh

Dowman. Quality

It’s not ‘on accident.’ You sound like a 3yo.

Fifa scrap privatisation plans in humiliating climbdown for Infantino - that may not be enough to save him www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...

Fifa scraps plans to sell World Cup stake after boycott threat and immense backlash

Fifa president Gianni Infantino is facing considerable pressure after his controversial plan collapsed

independent.co.uk

I don’t know who to talk to about how great Ariana Grande’s new album is

Oh no I fear the new Ariana Grande album is a banger

My other theory is that people who get dogs are already flirting with full blown isolationism and ‘getting a dog’ is like the means to that inevitable end

Sophie Petzal@sonicscrewup.bsky.social · 6d ago

I suppose the easier thing about babies is if they are natural born killers they won’t be able to do anything about it for at least 6-7 years

I suppose the easier thing about babies is if they are natural born killers they won’t be able to do anything about it for at least 6-7 years

Sophie Petzal@sonicscrewup.bsky.social · 6d ago

You’ll ask ‘what happened to Jane’ and someone will be like ‘didn’t you hear? Urgh their dog can’t be around people or dogs or anything. And destroys the house. So Jane just has to stay at home now.’

You’ll ask ‘what happened to Jane’ and someone will be like ‘didn’t you hear? Urgh their dog can’t be around people or dogs or anything. And destroys the house. So Jane just has to stay at home now.’

Sophie Petzal@sonicscrewup.bsky.social · 6d ago

Like I see my friends with human children way more

Like I see my friends with human children way more

Sophie Petzal@sonicscrewup.bsky.social · 6d ago

I swear no one drops out of your life quicker than the friends who get a dog.

I swear no one drops out of your life quicker than the friends who get a dog.

Make this happen, please.

⚡ MapTap Challenge Round - Jul 29 www.maptap.gg/challenge 85😁 63🫢 68🙂 48😟 75🤗 Score: 653 in 25.0s (0.3s to spare!) THIS IS NOT RELAXING

YEEEEESSSSS. autobuzz.my/2026/07/10/c... Now if we could only get this type of legislation over in the states...

China says enough with touchscreens, mandates physical buttons from 2027

Whether you love or hate it, the trend of ultra-minimalist interior design in cars from China is now numbered. This shift comes as the Chinese government

autobuzz.my

After having my phone pinched by two - maybe 11/12yos - yesterday I really stand by this. Back to school or back to juvie, whichever has the best meals. #topical

Sophie Petzal@sonicscrewup.bsky.social · last wk.

Ok I’m glad you had a nice time but I need your kids to go back to school now

One of the most tedious things about the culture wars is the progressive need to stan a completely mid piece of media purely for the fact some weird Nazi bubble on twitter is talking shit about it. You honestly all just sound WAY too online, and completely nuts.

Me: our last campaign got deep. I'm gonna set up an opening where they can muck about and behave like dicks consequence free. Players: we worship the old gods and will dedicate ourselves to the fortitude of our souls. No thanks to the drinking game and the rat monsters. Where's the chapel? 😂🤣

Sophie Petzal@sonicscrewup.bsky.social · last wk.

DMd the first session of a new campaign last night, in spite of phone-gate. I had all these little mini quests and battles for the team who turned out to reject the call of the murder hobo and became zealous little fucking priests instead who said no to EVERYTHING naughty. Gonna have to rethink 😂

DMd the first session of a new campaign last night, in spite of phone-gate. I had all these little mini quests and battles for the team who turned out to reject the call of the murder hobo and became zealous little fucking priests instead who said no to EVERYTHING naughty. Gonna have to rethink 😂

What I’ve learned after a day with no phone is: if we are going to be forced to structure our whole lives around a phone, including being able to access our own bank accounts, then phone theft has to be treated like murder.

Enjoy my thousand voice notes I guess lol

Sophie Petzal@sonicscrewup.bsky.social · last wk.

My phone has been nicked. Bad news. My phone has been nicked. It was new. It was expensive. Will insurance pay out? TBD. Good news - peace and quiet. And you can order deliveroo groceries on a computer.

My phone has been nicked. Bad news. My phone has been nicked. It was new. It was expensive. Will insurance pay out? TBD. Good news - peace and quiet. And you can order deliveroo groceries on a computer.

Ok I’m glad you had a nice time but I need your kids to go back to school now