I'm gonna fucking murder Kaminari.

Aw HELL NAH. KAMINARI, SHOCK THIS BITCH.

Disney@parodydisney.bsky.social · last yr.

I own this Yaoyorozu with stealth and precision. Womp Womp.

I'll just have Yaoyorozu buy you out. Womp womp.

Disney@parodydisney.bsky.social · last yr.

Yuh-huh Womp womp.

Nuh-huh. Womp womp.

Disney@parodydisney.bsky.social · last yr.

Don’t care, didn’t ask. I’m making you an official Disney Princess, dipshit.

". . . Uh-huh." Does he ever have a brain cell? Or a single thought?

✧ 𝓒𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐓@uaspikachu.bsky.social · last yr.

“Hey! I’m not THAT much of an idiot!” Dude, between you and Mina, you’re the reasons why UA’s overall GPA is crashing—

It's a typo, dipshit.

Disney@parodydisney.bsky.social · last yr.

Ew You said A.I. What the fuck?

Holy shit --

✧ 𝓒𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐓@uaspikachu.bsky.social · last yr.

𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐲𝐳𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐮𝐧𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭.

Not if ai blow it up first --

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Disney@parodydisney.bsky.social · last yr.

To Disney World you go.

Fuck that. Fuck this. I'm out. ✌️

Disney@parodydisney.bsky.social · last yr.

Yes. Yes you do.

PFFT -- you think I wanna be a PRINCESS? You got some jokes.

Disney@parodydisney.bsky.social · last yr.

You do You wanna be a Disney Princess.

"Will you stop being an idiot?" Don't laugh Jiro, don't laugh.

✧ 𝓒𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐓@uaspikachu.bsky.social · last yr.

“Ow!” Now holding the back of his head with his other hand. “Can you stop hitting me!?”

In the wise words of a key boy my friends know -- I no no wanna.

Disney@parodydisney.bsky.social · last yr.

Nah, you’re going to Disneyland...

No, fuck off.

Disney@parodydisney.bsky.social · last yr.

Do I own this @sonicsoundwaves.bsky.social character?

". . ." SMACK ! She smacked the back of his head with a sigh. "Geez, you're such a moron."

✧ 𝓒𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐓@uaspikachu.bsky.social · last yr.

“Yeah, but that wouldn’t disprove my point now, would it?” Now a smug grin forms on /his/ face.

Jiro raised an eyebrow. "You know I can knock you back to the ground, right?"

✧ 𝓒𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐓@uaspikachu.bsky.social · last yr.

He still held his stomach a bit after he was helped up. “I still maintain the stance that your face was priceless just now. You were all like ‘AHHHHH’ and then ‘GRRRRRR’! It was funny!”

"Perfect for situations like this." A smug grin lit up her face, now helping the blonde up.

✧ 𝓒𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐓@uaspikachu.bsky.social · last yr.

“Jeez… you may as well have!” He says as he took her hand. “You’ve got some sharp elbows, Jiro!”

She rolled her eyes before offering him a hand. "Just be glad I didn't beat ya up for that."

✧ 𝓒𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐓@uaspikachu.bsky.social · last yr.

“OOUGE—!” He doubled over, holding his stomach as the air was literally knocked out of him. “Totally… worth it… your face… was priceless…”

"AH!" As if it was instinct, she elbowed the boy in the abdomen. Well, before realizing who it was. "Kaminari, you ass! You scared me!"

✧ 𝓒𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐓@uaspikachu.bsky.social · last yr.

“OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!” Grabbing her shoulders to startle her.

"Dope ass fit."

— HOPEFUL HERO; DEKU@swearshope.bsky.social · last yr.

* Vigilante aura farming *

A small hum. She has her headphones on and listening to her music.

Why's it so quiet here?

❝OPINONS ARE LIKE MIXTAPES -- I DON'T WANNA HEAR YOURS.❝ ››› kyoka jiro. class 1-a. known as the hearing hero earphone jack. musican. a roleplay account set in the my hero academia verse. another muse of #pαѕтelpαlleтeѕ.

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