Exercise tutorial: " Hold a nice easy side plank for 45 seconds" Me:
You wouldn't know though. This moon goes to a different school...
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 7h agoSPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
I hate that family guy mental health/terrorist chart meme...but by Christ does it seem to pan out every time
As a result of recent #TOTP (and confirming their infamous Reading festival bottling-off on YouTube) I now have "Ooh, Stick You" by Daphne & Celeste stuck in my head. I think the only solution is a lobotomy
Off to pick up the car. It needed new front tyres, brake discs and pads 🫤
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Just chucked out 15 years of old paperwork I didn't even need
Thanks everyone. I appreciate the time you have taken to advise me. I will try to reply to everyone tomorrow
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Son of Bengt@sonofbengt.bsky.social · 24h agoHive mind. Can you help? I am at the point in my career where I should really be looking for another exec position but I just...don't want to? I've seen people sacrifice everything for a big house just to trade it in for a heart attack on a golf course This isn't weird is it?
Hive mind. Can you help? I am at the point in my career where I should really be looking for another exec position but I just...don't want to? I've seen people sacrifice everything for a big house just to trade it in for a heart attack on a golf course This isn't weird is it?
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · yesterdayIf you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
Anyone remember when there used to be a second daily post? Rather than the current situation where 10 days worth of post arrives in one go. Progress, people
I have the urge to go for another 20 mins on the static bike. Wtaf???
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**sees exercise in routine called 'dead bugs'** "Huh, that looks easy enough" (7 seconds later) "Oh. Oh no! No no Noooooooo!!!!"
People who send unsolicited spam emails and then follow up with an arsey "why are you ignoring me" message
Continuing this. Weirdly I had loads of energy on Monday (despite hitting the booze harder than usual at the weekend) So...30 mins bike, 25 mins kettlebell, 6000 steps done yesterday. Cut out carbs and just had lean chicken with sparkling water for dinner. This morning? Gained a pound in weight
Son of Bengt@sonofbengt.bsky.social · 3d agoDoing a bit of a diet experiment to cut out yeast containing foods (so no beer, cider, bread etc) and i'd forgotten how much I loved the taste of proper irish soda bread 🤤
Remembering the newly employed American HR bod who started her career at an all-staff meeting on International Women's Day where she shouted "Can I get a WHOOP WHOOP for all the ladies??" to be met by bemused silence and folded British arms. She handed her notice in next month...
