do u think ppl whose cars are the same make and model as police cars just woke up and thought yeah I wanna mildly stress out everyone who drives near me
being a woman in the workplace is cool bc all you have to do is ask a man a menial question once and they’ll love you forever it’s really that simple
a photo of a man wearing short shorts will do more numbers than any egirl’s thirst trap
she asked me what I wanted as if one ever really knew and I said, "dull domestication, free from pressure to pursue”
if you pay really close attention you’ll notice your thoughts and feelings are the same thing
men with guitars are assumed to be annoying unless proven otherwise
let me spel t his out in a way you yuppies will understand. there is more alcohol in kombucha than unemplyment in america
I think it’s beautiful that twitter has the tweet, bluesky has the skyline, and facebook is a retirement home
have exploratory discourse without drawing conclusions share what you’re noticing without needing to argue a perspective practice leading with curiosity
the world is a beautiful place and I’m only slightly afraid I may die
@jay.bsky.team has to be one of the most involved, brilliant, and down to earth leaders of a social platform I’ve yet to see inspiring for what the future of online interactions can look like 🔹onward we go🔹
I’ve been filming the couple next to me at this coffee shop for the last hour hoping for some good content. No luck so far (the manager has asked me to leave or will be calling the police)
being deeply loved and cared for has been the most important and formative experience of my life everything else is a rounding error
gm to my sweet bf who puts the sun in the sky, and brings it with him everywhere he goes
invite codes feel like a made up thing that you’re all pretending are real to make me feel left out
one time I thought I liked a guy who listened to fleetwood mac a lot, turns out I just really liked fleetwood mac
if I had just one more spoonful of chunky peanut butter, then I would know true nourishment
IRS agent: hi I’m calling bc you haven’t filed a single return sin- me: aha thanks but I have a bf :)
my coworker just earnestly told me his retirement plan is to sell his ipod touch that still has flappy bird on it this generation is ngmi
I love travelling bc when someone asks where I’m from I get to drop a “canada :)” and they’re all “ah yes, you are good and nice person, because of your passport”