@sooner930.bsky.social

Film nut. Cormac McCarthy fanatic. Weirdo in general. Letterboxd profile: https://boxd.it/6eimx

“That giraffe, boy…great ass. I don’t like talking about animal asses. Not my thing. But whatever. Also the giraffe is hung.” *gestures a huge schlong with his hands* “My god.” *Farmer behind him in the crowd laughs, tumescent*

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7d ago

Trump: "You know, the first question -- they have a lion, a snake, a giraffe, and a bear. And they say 'which is the snake?' ... by the time you get to number five a lot of people are left out on the road ... I get no credit for it."

I’ll never understand the whole “make billions then become a fascist shithead who tries to destroy democracy” pipeline. If I ever have that much money, I promise I will just sit around buying my Criterions and watching movies.