Is Lenny Kravitz the guy who looks the least like his name?
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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
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just caught the dumbass puppy gnawing on a piece of sidewalk chalk, if he has a white poop later I’ll show you all a picture 📸
Saw a jazz band kid biking to middle school with a trombone shoved in her pannier #extremelyportlandthings
Never really understood why they called it “sawing logs” until now
Me when I remember I’m in my late 40’s and probably shouldn’t say “Let’s fucking go!!!”
Robocop (1987)@robocop1987.bsky.social · yesterdayGood. Very good. Let's get started.
buttload of cooking pics coming yr way, mute the plate emoji if you’re not into it
using an immersion circulator and an immersion blender for dinner tonight, most immersed meal ever
If someone contends they've never even heard "Radio Gnome I & II" from Gong Live Au Bataclan 1973, it may say more about them. With incessant news coverage and chart presence, it's difficult to still claim ignorance. There is a deeper reason why people say they haven't heard it: cultural cachet
Plate Stealer@platestealer.bsky.social · 2d agoIf someone contends they've never even heard "Leaving the Monopole" or Ominous Seapods, it may say more about them. With incessant news coverage and chart presence, it's pretty difficult to still claim total ignorance. There is a deeper reason why people say they haven't heard it: cultural cachet
Related pondering: would you rather have access to a music library of your 20 favorite songs to play any time you want but never hear anything new again, or exclusively listen to music you’ve never heard before?
Mark Doyle@markdoyle.bsky.social · 3d agoIs this a good time to admit that there are more songs that I haven't heard than songs I have?
Start by offering little miniature vans to warhammer enthusiasts and then slowly give them bigger ones over time
Kevin Hearne@kevinhearne.bsky.social · 5d agoHow do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?
Started Wildwood after Fellowship of the Ring because we live in Portland and the movie is coming out and the kids vetoed it today and asked for The Two Towers
Kip Napoleon Dynamite's 'Yesss' Gesture
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Right after the midterms the headline will be “OpenAI says its technology meddled with the elections in [insert states where republicans lost]”
Unusual Whales@unusualwhales.bsky.social · 4d agoBREAKING: OpenAI has said that its technology meddled with the websites for the Education Department, Commerce Department and the Securities and Exchange Commission.
hear me out: like the advent of photography spurred the creation of abstract expressionism (rejection of the instant perfect duplication of form), maybe the advent of a.i. slop on Spotify et al will spur a new primitivism/ rejection of pop form in music
It turns out my puppy enjoys Chinese bakery hot dog buns
Cutting myself on the neck or chin while shaving: normal, expected, happens every few months Cutting myself on the nostril while shaving: dude wtf have you never done this before there’s not even any hairs on there
Instagram fed me some video featuring agar agar and I watched it so the next video was also about agar agar and I watched it, I’m going to be on the algorithm’s agar agar short list for sure