Some days you just have to tell yourself "I am a pretty pretty princess."
Sour Kraut
@sourkraut.bsky.social
Cranky old man. Miniatures, tabletop games, sci-fi jokes, cheap booze, and plastic robots. Also some birb. Analog nerd. ADHD squirrel brain. The kraut that puts out.
I wish I could just stay home and have people pay me to paint miniatures.
In a sane society, this guy would either be in jail as a fraud, or in a bughouse because he's nucking futs. Instead, we live in the dumbest possible timeline and he's being put on a TV network that people mistakenly believe broadcasts news to shill his book, and isn't questioned at all.
Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · yesterdayGabe Poirot says he spent 18 days in Heaven and met a Jesus who was six feet tall, made of fire, and overflowing with testosterone. Fox treated this as news. There's no evidence of this. Just a deeply manipulative story and a book to promote. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/a-christia...
There are very few problems that duct tape, garbage bags, and a shovel can't solve.
All I want is for a muscle mommy to place my neck in the crook of her elbow and squeeze, popping my head off like a champagne cork. That's not weird, is it?
I should start doing drugs. Maybe cocaine. Thousands of dead Victorians can't all be wrong.
Remember, the guillotine has a 0% rate of recidivism.
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Remember, your only value is in the revenue you produce for your corporate overlords.
Maybe the Mayans were right and the world really did end in 2012, and since then we've all been in hell.
It's only Monday and already I'm expecting my internal organs to be for sale on the black market by the end of the week. Joke's on them. My organs ain't worth anything.
Ultimately, I will never forgive techbros for using AI to devalue the work done by artists and musicians. Art isn’t just the final product you see for a few seconds to get that dopamine hit. Art is the process. Art is the struggle. Art is the expression. Art is fucking HUMAN. Fuck AI into the sun.
This holiday season, remember that nothing says "I love you" like a severed head in a box.
Trying to decide on colors for the Cruisers team. I ordered some Sinclair logo decals for the tanker, but I don't know how much that will influence the color scheme. #Gaslands
I wish I could just stay home and have people pay me to paint miniatures.
