You need to change your passcode Simon, your kids have been at your phone again
Jonny
@spacemanjonny.bsky.social
Talk about rugby at @scotrugbypod.bsky.social, play a bit too. Primary teacher the rest of the time. Lapsed punk.
Got a marketing email from Vans that said, "classic styles for the classroom" and immediately thought, "that's weird that they know so much about me, I was gonna buy some new ones today before school goes back" Turns out they were talking about for children...
There is a correct answer to this by the way
Kate Bevan@katebevan.com · last wk.Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice in Chains
I see Glasgow are recruiting a social media manager...I'm either their dream candidate or their worst nightmare
I was on a flight home a few weeks back, hungover and played rugby the day before so generally not feeling great. There was a baby about 4 rows in front having an equally shit time and the guy behind me started complaining about it straight away. About ½ an hour in I could not take it any more...
Kat Abughazaleh@katmabu.bsky.social · 2w agoI cannot overstate how much I hate when people are dicks about babies crying in public (especially airplanes). Do you think the parent is having a good time right now?? Do you think they are not aware of the situation??? Are you going to negotiate with a literal infant????
About 10 minutes on social media reading about yesterday's games before I saw someone mention The Falklands...what a deeply unsettling thing to bring up after winning a glorified friendly, their heads are gone as a nation
It's taken Sione exactly 2 attacks to completely rejuvenate this backline
Burke off, TJ to 10, Ollie to 15, Staff to 13, Sione in at 12 please. Get a proper fucking backline going because this is chronic
Comms saying, "Scotland need halftime to get in and talk to the coaches" as if hearing Gregor will do anything to make this better
Fiji are looking a lot more decent than they have the last couple of weeks but this is proper pish from Scotland
I've endured some proper oxygen thieves at various points in my professional life, but I don't think I've ever come across anyone as bad at their job as Carley
There's a boy sitting beside us on the Glasgow subway with a route map...
One thing that I cannot get my head around on days like this is the number of people who wake up, see the weather and go, "ooh 25 degrees and sunny today, perfect conditions to encase myself in leather and Kevlar and then hug a hot engine"
Love to make a quality joke without thinking of the consequences...Mrs M and I are building the slide the youngest got for her birthday, we laid slide parts over the garden and Small One said, "my god, look at all those poles" so I went, "alright Farage, chill out" Thought she didn't hear, but alas
I feel like when Ben White goes to Brousset to say, "every time I get to a breakdown I'm having to jump over players who aren't rolling away" he probably isn't feeling any better when Brousset replies, "well not EVERY time"
Why are we persisting with this "pick all the biggest boys" tactic against South Africa? Their biggest boys are always, always bigger...leave George Horne and Darcy Graham in the team and go round them instead
I am sadly at St Andrews beach on the nicest day of the year...some of the worst people ever produced are here in the form of American St Andrews Uni students. Just found myself thinking, "Jesus, those cunts look like they'd play hacky sack" And that's how I remembered about hacky sacks
Okay now arrest him, preferably while he's still crying on the pitch
The asterisk over this world cup will be almost unfathomable...which is handy, when you consider who might win it
The Guardian@theguardian.com · last mo.Trump confirms he asked Infantino for review of Folarin Balogun red card
Wait until the Fun Transplant recipients in the replies hear about going out on the piss and then dragging yourself into work...
Peter Walker@peterwalker99.bsky.social · last mo.Fair play to education minister Olivia Blake, on the morning broadcast round, whose advice to knackered school kids was basically: there will be plenty of days when you have a job and are really not up to it but have to struggle in, so consider today training for that.
"unsavoury" to who? I quite like a bit of swearing so stick to the facts
Further to this, I'm gonna need everyone to stop acting like it's a real thing that we should care about. I know for a fact that most of you are smarter than that
Jonny@spacemanjonny.bsky.social · last mo.We'll lose on Saturday, but this team is well set up for the all important moral victory as Scotland continue to be at the forefront - leading the charge against our malevolent World Rugby overlords. This ✌🏻 Nations Championship ✌🏻 is a nonsense, take your summer team for a hit out and be done.
We'll lose on Saturday, but this team is well set up for the all important moral victory as Scotland continue to be at the forefront - leading the charge against our malevolent World Rugby overlords. This ✌🏻 Nations Championship ✌🏻 is a nonsense, take your summer team for a hit out and be done.
I've been looking for running shorts I can keep my phone and keys in since it became apparent that the youngest does, in fact, want to do Junior Parkrun every week. Found a pair that should work but because runners are weedy fuckers I'd need to order them in extra large. The search goes on
Nice to wake up and see both our Celtic cousins are At It Again @dos13.bsky.social @edjenx.bsky.social - I'm no expert either but I think I'd rather be dogshit in the world cup than dogshit at home on the sofa 🤷🏻♂️
