being a regular customer at the café near your apartment is what it's all about
christine 🇵🇸
@spaceneedlesgf.bsky.social
lesbian audio engineer in seattle
they're going to have the first straight james bond
James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’
flirting with a girl from Philadelphia: "so is there a city of sisterly love?"
happy girlfriend day to my girlfriend, the space needle
>claims to be the mightiest military on earth >defeated by wind
Please cancel all of them moving forward.
In the age of AI, flyers with comic sans count as acts of rebellion.
apple starting a computer leasing program and not including the mac mini is a grave injustice
idk i was really into hank green when i discovered his early youtube videos with his brother when i was 14 and they kind of stopped appealing to me as much when i finished high school i never understood how they got really popular among adults after that time
i read his apology post and it reads like a christian guy apologizing for getting caught jerking off to porn
the hank green thing rules dude getting caught out doing one shitty thing and immediately, unprompted, being like i’m so fucked up i have a serious problem i’m not normal i’m in therapy they gave me an intervention can you ever forgive me is like THE classic asshole guy move
you've reeled your last big fish
you might have they'd your last giants ....be
im never on here so i didn't post it but i want attention so look at my gay ass haircut
Happy Juneteenth. Someone at one of my shows came up to the merch table and told me “you’re saying cool things on stage, but forgot to mention Tulsa. Maybe consider saying that next time” In case anyone was wondering, yes they were white lmao
me, soft launching that i got a new toaster: eating so much toast rn holy shit
i need to get a damn starfleet uniform
losing my vulcan mind
can you still be straight edge if you text and drive
do you think Charlie Kirk kid still thinks he's on a road trip with jesus
you start to understand why every famous trans woman in history becomes a misanthropic hermit after like 3 years
ever since I was a young girl I knew I wanted to live in a severe hoarding situation
wretched bitch who hates cooking forced to double down on foodservice career to atone for wickedness in all past and future lives
when the astronauts were on the other side of the moon they all got polyamorous married to each other and the government couldn't stop them