Spaceship Gary
@spaceshipgary.bsky.social
Licensed to own and operate a toaster.
While wrong as hell, one of these is actually borderline “yeah, no shit” and you can tell because not a single person replying or quoting is out there calling Spartacus a classic. I haven’t even seen The Odyssey yet but hearing ”it’s better than Spartacus“ would get a “yeah, probably“ from me.
Dan Schkade@danschkade.bsky.social · 16h agoListen, strokes/folks etc, but "Batman Begins > Barry Lyndon" should trigger a wellness check
It would be very funny if one precinct or an entire county has McMorrow ahead of Stevens.
Pretty funny to be backing the doctor at the same time she’s doing ‘MAHA dipshits might have a point’. Pick a lane, jagoff!
#StupidSuez@diplomatofnight.com · yesterdayAOC with a final Election Day ad for Abdul El Sayed:
“Why El-Sayed beating Stevens by thirty points confirms he must tack to the center for the general“ by Steve Jagoff for Piece of Shit Weekly
Mormons are freaks and should only be considered if they’ve divested from the church.
Quick question: Is it stupid as fuck to portray the left as part of the problem while you’re also supposed to be on the left?
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 2d agoThere is pervasive corruption across our healthcare and agricultural systems that defy party lines. I meet with MAHA activists because a lot of their concerns are bipartisan issues that major corporations paint as partisan. The fight isn't left and right, it's top and bottom.
Gotta say I’d expect this from a production of Shock Treatment, not Rocky Horror.
Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterdayin insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
I guess Aphex Twin is more obscure than I thought since I only saw one comment about that album cover.
W.E.D.em Boyz@leftistwonk.bsky.social · 3d agoJesus Christ. Sophie Cunningham fully embracing the right wing grift.
Seven deaths over a couple weeks was enough to have virtually every product sealed for safety but asking people to have any patience whatsoever behind the wheel is too much an ask over a half millions deaths.
David Zipper@davidzipper.bsky.social · yesterdayNew research shows that the US has been a global laggard curbing crash deaths. If the US had merely matched improvements in 14 peer nations, 500,000+ lives would have been saved from 2000-24. doi.org/10.1080/1538...
Fuckers are gonna say remarking about how you weren’t apologized to is harassment.
Karrid 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️@karrid.myatproto.social · yesterdayWell, it appears that, sometime in the last 17 hours, Gwen Pepperoni was suspended for the crime of pointing out Ken Jennings' transphobia.
Halfway through my company time at work, and I realize there‘s no TP. Someone was in the next stall so I yelled over if he could send over a roll. He yelled back “is this a socialist trap?!” like shit how did he know?
If the bluesky ceo didn’t want to sound like an idiot, he should have called out the specific political people he meant, which seems to not be the leftists here, who will seamlessly switch to sports, but the “don’t you know we have an orange in the white house?!” jagoffs we also make fun of.
For the dickheads who scoff, we already have the number of articles, and it’s much higher than what your “exaggerated” red line is gonna be.
cait (and adonis)@cait.bsky.social · 2d agohere's a fun lil exercise for cis people: how many articles would a publication have to print calling for your extermination before you would expect people who care about you to stop giving them money? and how would you feel if their excuse for still supporting them is some fuckass crossword puzzle?
“The fight isn't left and right, it's top and bottom.” Only fucking morons say this.
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 2d agoThere is pervasive corruption across our healthcare and agricultural systems that defy party lines. I meet with MAHA activists because a lot of their concerns are bipartisan issues that major corporations paint as partisan. The fight isn't left and right, it's top and bottom.
I heard he’s gonna do a second tithe to the Mormon Church in Them’s name.
Them@them.us · 2d agoThe ‘Jeopardy!’ host made it absolutely clear where he stands once again.
Who would’ve thought a guy who did a podcast with Richard Hanania would be weird?
Caræsten 🇵🇸@cara.city · 2d agoScott Wiener is so fucking creepy!!! making an AI chatbot of your woman opponent so she says all the things your campaign wants her to say is deeply misogynistic!!! holy shit!!!
This world is so fucked up, watch this work.
Matt Gelb@mattgelb.bsky.social · 2d agoDon Mattingly said the plan is for Bryce Harper to play RF, Alec Bohm to play 1B and Bryson Stott to be at 3B. Luis Arraez will be here Tuesday. Mattingly said the Phillies will have to “ease” Harper into right field, and it’s unclear how they will do that.
Jonah Hill says “you guys have no idea how many fights I’ve won in my head”
Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d agoHe will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"
Democrat dipshits love to ask how anyone could still like Trump, like, one out of six of you thinks a cold glass of milk like Talarico is too extreme, that’s how.
Ana Marie Cox@anamariecox.com · 2d agoMore voters are concerned Paxton "lacks the character to serve as a senator" than think Talarico is too extreme (59% vs. 47%). Twice as many Republicans are concerned about Paxton's character as Democrats are that Talarico is too extreme (36% vs. 17%). /2 www.foxnews.com/politics/fox...
Getting paid millions of dollars to just fuck around with no pressure? I’d never demand a trade if I was Trout.
78° with 90% humidity is worse than 103° and 50%. Fucking swamp out here.
Having to respond to sixty dozen suggestions that no, they cannot SWAT the Ayatollah
Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social · 2d agoA senior officer in US Central Command’s (CENTCOM) intelligence branch emailed a broad group of military analysts seeking “new creative and unconventional ways to pressure and punish Iran.” A second source indicated a similar request went out the prior week.
So many negative nancies out there saying Arraez will suddenly forget how to hit when it makes much more sense that he’ll set a record for most times left on-base in a playoff series.
People pictured with: 2 Buckets scored: 1
W.E.D.em Boyz@leftistwonk.bsky.social · 3d agoJesus Christ. Sophie Cunningham fully embracing the right wing grift.
Mario Lopez has eyes like a shark’s and only speaks a human language by coincidence.
I think growing up on that commercials you ignore instilled in everyone a need to break up tv shows like that and trying to watch new shows without breaks is tiring (old shows you’ve seen before don’t need the breaks as much)
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 3d agoIt’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
