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Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines! By Steven Frank unless otherwise indicated. https://web.archive.org/web/20200415101153/http://www.spamusement.com/

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Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · 8h ago

Stop the pain indefinitely December 10, 2004

Spamusement #156: Stop the pain indefinitely
A finger presses the pause button on a video player while the screen above displays the title "Showgirls" with a "PAUSE" indicator.

Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · yesterday

Troy Powell, Checking in January 26, 2005

Spamusement #180: Troy Powell, Checking in
A smiling man with a mustache and a name tag reading TROY opens a door with two thumbs up, looking in on a room occupied by a person and a giraffe.

Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · 2d ago

Our little secret September 21, 2004

Spamusement #78: Our little secret
A startled man dressed in a large diaper, suspenders, arm wings, and bird feet stands among broken eggshells and an egg carton as a hand opens a door marked keep out.

Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · 3d ago

you are so good to me eggplant mike October 17, 2005

Spamusement #296: you are so good to me eggplant mike
A large anthropomorphic eggplant with wide eyes massages the shoulders of a relaxed person with their eyes closed.

Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · 4d ago

I know who is responsible for most of my troubles November 12, 2004

Spamusement #132: I know who is responsible for most of my troubles
Under a sign reading American Peanut, Inc., a stern man with crossed arms glares at a guilty-looking elephant wearing a suit and tie standing amidst several open, empty boxes.

Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · 5d ago

A T-Shirt sent from Heaven September 12, 2005

Spamusement #285: A T-Shirt sent from Heaven
A T-shirt floats in the air surrounded by holy light beams and flames, flanked by small angels. The text on the shirt reads "Thou shalt wash warm with like colors." A person below shields their eyes in awe.

Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · 6d ago

Bigger is better but this is just ridiculous November 15, 2004

Spamusement #135: Bigger is better but this is just ridiculous
A person on the right holds an enormous movie clapperboard that fills the foreground, dwarfing two blurry actors standing in the background.

Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · last wk.

Give Her More Meat July 15, 2004

Spamusement #1: Give Her More Meat
A sad woman sits at a table holding a knife and fork, staring at a large plate with a tiny chicken drumstick on it.

Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · last wk.

Watch couple action on webcam August 8, 2005

Spamusement #271: Watch couple action on webcam
Inside a computer window titled THE INTERNET, a man and woman sit in separate chairs in a living room. The woman reads while the man plays a video game.

Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · last wk.

Dissolve in 10 minutes January 27, 2005

Spamusement #181: Dissolve in 10 minutes
Under a banner reading SEMIFINALS, a referee holds a stopwatch while observing a melting pile of goo with a face.

Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · last wk.

Why they all want you! October 5, 2005

Spamusement #293: Why they all want you!
A man in a business suit with a large bone for a head peers nervously through window curtains at a pack of excited dogs barking and staring up at him from outside.

Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · 2w ago

Do not open February 28, 2005

Spamusement #201: Do not open
A figure viewed from a low angle holds a large jar labeled PANDORA'S smooth n' creamy PEANUT BUTTER while gripping the lid to open it.

Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · 2w ago

I need to meet a girl November 16, 2004

Spamusement #136: I need to meet a girl
A person sits at a romantic dinner table with a candle and flower, resting their chin on their hand while staring at a fish in a bowl on a stool opposite them.

Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · 2w ago

Investor feeding frenzy January 18, 2005

Spamusement #174: Investor feeding frenzy
A chaotic mob of men in business suits voraciously devours sandwiches and throws food in the air beneath a Subway restaurant sign.

Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · 2w ago

It's not a dream October 5, 2004

Spamusement #92: It's not a dream
A man stands in his underwear surrounded by snakes beneath a sign reading "HUGE ALGEBRA EXAM TODAY," while a small bearded figure watches and two people laugh.

Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · 2w ago

1-4 extra inches makes a massive difference December 4, 2004

Spamusement #150: 1-4 extra inches makes a massive difference
A human cannonball has crashed directly into a cracked banner reading ERNIE THE HUMAN CANNONBALL suspended above a circular landing target, leaving him dangling from the sign instead of hitting the bullseye.

Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · 2w ago

This could change everything September 4, 2004

Spamusement #61: This could change everything
Two scientists observe a chicken modified with wheels for legs and an exhaust pipe on its back.

Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · 2w ago

THE LAST WISH OF A DYING MAN September 2, 2005

Spamusement #282: THE LAST WISH OF A DYING MAN
An elderly man in a wheelchair claps his hands as he watches a dancing giraffe and a seal playing the saxophone.

Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · 3w ago

Hey you totally forgot!! August 26, 2004

Spamusement #52: Hey you totally forgot!!
A wide-eyed man stares forward with a blank expression while a woman stands in a doorway behind him, shouting and holding up a pair of pants.

Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · 3w ago

Stop ignoring me October 26, 2005 Spamusement #300. Please can I stop now.

Spamusement #300: Stop ignoring me
A bald person pours tea while looking with annoyance at a smiling anthropomorphic eggplant waving through the window.

Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · 3w ago

It's not a joke May 20, 2005

Spamusement #242: It's not a joke
A bishop, a rabbi, a monk, and a jockey walk into a bar. In the background is a car with its hood popped and smoke rising from the engine.

Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · 3w ago

Double penetration ! In vogue February 18, 2005

Spamusement #196: Double penetration ! In vogue
A wide-eyed woman sits under a hood hair dryer in a salon chair next to an empty seat, holding an open copy of Vogue magazine.

Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · 3w ago

where have you been bisque July 11, 2005

Spamusement #260: where have you been bisque
A person sits in the foreground reading a newspaper while, in the background, a bowl of soup and a spoon sit on the floor in an open doorway beneath a wall clock.

Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · 3w ago

where did you go August 9, 2004

Spamusement #35: where did you go
A man sits on a park bench holding a coffee and looking over his shoulder in confusion, while high in the sky behind him, a pterodactyl flies away carrying a small person in its beak.

Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · 3w ago

do i masturbate too much October 18, 2004

Spamusement #105: do i masturbate too much
A smiling man shrugs with his palms up, revealing a disproportionately massive, muscular right arm compared to his spindly left arm.

Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · 4w ago

house and the sheds January 6, 2005

Spamusement #171: house and the sheds
A house stands at a microphone as the lead singer of a rock band, accompanied by three sheds playing drums and guitars. The drum kit is labeled H/S, and a crowd watches from the foreground.

Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · 4w ago

Bug Message April 13, 2005

Spamusement #226: Bug Message
Two bugs stand on either side of a hanging sign that reads "we Love poo".

Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · 4w ago

Get Paid to Shop. Get Paid to Eat. August 18, 2004

Spamusement #44: Get Paid to Shop. Get Paid to Eat.
A rotund, wealthy-looking man wearing a top hat and monocle struts forward carrying shopping bags, one of which is labeled "mervyn's".

Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · 4w ago

Your Dog Will Love It! January 23, 2006

Spamusement #313: Your Dog Will Love It!
A person sits on a sofa reading a book while a dog leans out of a car door installed on the side of the couch, looking wildly excited as a floor fan blows air into its face.

Spamusement!@spamusement.rolandcrosby.com · 4w ago

can't beat this....ox February 2, 2005

Spamusement #185: can't beat this....ox
An angry man sitting at a table opposite a large ox flips a board game into the air, scattering the pieces.