Really trying to convince myself the sunburn on my thighs could pass for a tan
I switched into a later shift to sleep in a little so naturally my body woke me up earlier than usual. I hate it here.
a switch in that sometimes i am mommy and sometimes i am babygirl
There is nothing I want more right now than for a man to pull me in for a kiss with his fingers under my chin
He drunk texted me at 11:11 to “make a wish” I’m sorry y’all I am down bad
Afternoon cocktail on the deck while a thunderstorm rolls in is peak August 1
I will literally never understand people saying sexuality is a choice because oh my god women are hot, I wish I wanted to have sex with them
High on my list of totally insignificant things that grind my gears: saying “fourth” instead of “quarter”. It sounds insane. I am begging every social media recipe to stop.
“Oh you’re thick thick” is a reaction I get a lot and it’s never not funny like did you think I’d lie?
I just saved a reel of hot swim suit poses, which one of you is hitting the beach and/or pool with me to take them?
Do you ever randomly remember that your friends have the most amazing racks and it just makes you smile? Just me?
Some girls get dick pics, I get photos of cheese (and also dicks)
A man went to bat for me over a relatively minor injustice and I don’t think he’s ever been more attractive 🥵
Want to justify buying new underwear when yours are perfectly fine? Mail some to perverts and voila, free drawer space
Had a hot middle-of-the-night tryst at a totally deserted park. I sent the discreet, very out of the way location to a friend in case she wanted to spice things up with her man and when she googled it it said the busiest time is 3am?? I guess we weren’t the only ones out for semi-risky fun.
“[so and so] shared a story made with meta glasses” was an instant unfollow
Okay, who’s coming to the nsfw bsky pool party? Swimsuits optional, bring a snack