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sparcus 🎮
@sparcus87.bsky.social
62% Geek, 29% Nerd, 7% Dork, 2% Scottish. Middle school math teacher by choice. Gamer dad. Baby DM. Occasionally funny.
No cheating. Post your lock screen.
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I've been binging TheSpiffingBrit and Joov on YouTube and now I'm really itching to replay Skyrim... ... but, then again, I never finished Oblivion Remastered, so...
Hi I’m Lach, I like video games, cats and coffee and posting selfies. I’m also bad at #Promosky posts.
Let's update this #promosky whosit. 🕹️Video Games 🗡️Zelda 👾Pokémon ⚔️Roguelites 🖥️PC 🎮Nintendo Switch 💨Avatar: The Last Airbender 👹Dandadan 🕸️Spider-Man 🚀Star Wars 🧝🏻♀️Lord of the Rings 🦶🏻Dungeon Crawler Carl 🎲D&D 📚DM 🧱LEGO 🎶"Weird Al" Yankovic 👨🏫Teaching 🥾 Hiking
I just finished The Two Towers! I'm gonna do it, everyone. I'm gonna read it all!
I'm going to do it this time. My goal this summer is to finish the trilogy once and for all!
I'm on vacation until next Wednesday so I don't know when I'll get to see it. Figured I'd try to help myself ...
Share a celebrity you find distractingly attractive
Share a celebrity you find distractingly attractive It felt gross doing this so I hope it was funny
Some of my favorite gaming memories will forever be from the OG DMG gray brick Game Boy. Link's Awakening. Pokémon Blue and Yellow. Super Mario Land 1, 2, and 3. Tetris. Mickey's Ultimate Challenge. So many good games!
Classic Game Boy Cartridge Insert
Alt: Classic Game Boy Cartridge Insert
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It's NATIONAL GAMING HAND-HELD DAY! What, you didn't know?? Of course you didn't, because I just made it up! But I've declared it now, so just lean into it. Of the six main model releases of the Nintendo Game Boy, what's the one you have the most fondness for? Which one is 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 Game Boy?
I'm really not looking forward to the day you all find out I'm not actually a twelve-time Summer Olympic gold medalist in curling representing Trinidad and Tobago. That's going to be embarrassing.
*sigh*
CJ: Ah Shit, Here We Go Again
Alt: CJ: Ah Shit, Here We Go Again
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I am sorry, but I must admit the truth. As you may have suspected, I am indeed three well-trained panda cubs in a scuba suit. I apologize for anyone I have hurt with this realization and kindly ask for more bamboo at your earliest convenience. It's hard to eat while wearing a diving mask.
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
shark week is here everybody, post a shark! 🦈
shark week is here everybody, post a shark! 🦈
Just starting our two-part, twelve-day vacation up in Maine. We're with my wife's family for a week on the lake then we'll be continuing up to Acadia National Park, our favorite place in the world 🩵 Here's my view for the week!
Ah, yes. Sheryl Cryptoadvice of the Dorchester Cryptoadvices.
Never underestimate the power of three little words. Dry clean only: 😭 Reshape, dry flat: 🙁 Tumble dry low: 😍
I'm admittedly not a huge beach or Halloween person myself, but it's hard to imagine a significant enough overlap of those interests to warrant these.
I present to you all now a gallery of my finest works of art entitled "Oh no, PoGo", or, alternatively, "Glitches Get Stitches". #PokemonGo
Karlach is best girl. sortr.io/sorter/baldu...
Minthara fans, pls do not kill me (I need to spend more time with her) 💀 But for real, I love these characters no matter the ranking. It was difficult to rank them. One of my favorite groups of companions in gaming. sortr.io/sorter/baldu...
My best friend brought an industrial-sized box of Old Bay seasoned Goldfish crackers to our D&D session on Saturday and I am now a non-negligible percent Old Bay seasoned Goldfish crackers by body mass.
On this day 15 years ago, we launched our first game, Bastion. To everyone who helped the Kid survive the Calamity, thank you!!🙏 You're the reason we've been able to carry on as an independent studio ever since.
My student teacher got me a mug as a thank you at the end of the school year and this is my first time using it. It felt so weird to hold until I realized the handle is upside-down 🙃 Bonus picture of sleepy Suzie also visible out of focus through the inverted handle
Ezio Auditore from Assassin's Creed
Alt: Ezio Auditore from Assassin's Creed
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Congratulations! You have been personally chosen by the creator of Smash Bros to add ONE character into the next game. the only rule is that they have to originate from a video game. who are YOU choosing?
My son is so excited for my friends to come over for D&D today that he's made goody bags for them (for the second time)! My wife helped. They won't be here until about 4pm but he was up and dressed at 6:30am ready for them. He's wearing the "Chaotic Adorable" shirt I bought him a few weeks ago.
After all this time, I still find it weird that people pretend to like mustard.
🎶 A long, long time ago ... in a galaxy far away ... 🎶
We're high up and back, but straight on so I can't complain!
We're high up and back, but straight on so I can't complain!
Going to see "Weird" Al tonight with my dad! This will be my third concert but the first of his more "traditional" concerts after seeing both of his Vanity Tours. Bonus: here's the Al that lives in my PC and the Al LEGO MOC I built a year or two ago using I am Groot #76217 as a base. #WeirdAl