Sparkheart
@sparkheart.bsky.social
ABDL switch located in the Seattle area. Main interests are Diapers, Ageplay & Furry.
Me: “Google how many balloons would you need to make a turtle float”. Google: “Let me just throw you a CAPTCHA to see if you’re for real ya weirdo”.
Everytime I see the ad for this I see the XD as a laughing face 🤣
When senior year finally rolled around, the boys were getting excited to start their life in the real world. Of course, their dependency on their diapers hadn’t slipped. Fortunately, with big boy jobs came big boy salaries. Just in time too because they needed bigger diapers.
After a week of being sick I finally decided to pull the trigger and buy a paci/bottle sterilizer
Got a new vibrating chastity cage. Crazy good quality for $20
Bit if a nerdy thing to notice but did anyone else notice that they had Rhaenyra quote Queen Elizabeth 1 in tonight’s episode of HOTD? REALLY cool line too.
My movers yesterday: Mover guy: oh you have football shoulder pads do you play football? Me: uhh…..nope Mover guy: so you just have football shoulder pads and don’t play? Me: yep… Everyone: *awkward silence*
My new apartment came with built-in diaper storage! Also, the view is great.
People seemed to like this one so I’ll post it on my main page 😜
The thing I really hate about instagram is that for a few days every few months it will be like “hey, how’s it going? Wanna see fatal car accident videos? No? You sure? We have a video of someone getting run over and killed by a car, wanna see that? No? Ok how about videos of people getting shot?” 🙄
I know most people prefer Diet Coke but personally Caffeine Free Coke Zeros are my fridge cigs.
A client just called me back and immediately yelled “STOP PEEING YOUR PANTS”!!! Before I could even say hello. Of course it was to their child but I felt personally attacked 😂
In love with my new keyboard. Learned a lot from my search. Primarily that I can’t type with anything but a 100 percent full sized keyboard. Also mechanical keyboards are so much nicer to type with.
Been reading through “game changer” recently and oh boy am I glad they found an actual gay man to write the screen adaptation for Heated Rivalry. The original author of the books writes in such a way that it’s clear she fetishizes gay men in an almost creepy way. Definitely cringe worthy 🤣
It’s been a while since I last read “Out of Position” but isn’t “Heated Rivalry” pretty similar?
I like the new Northshore Megamax Lites. But they wick kind of inconsistently 😒
Trying out my new vacuum storage bags. I think he likes it!
More pics I found from more than a decade ago. God I miss my younger hairline 🤣
