TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN AND I AINT FUCKING SCARED OF HIM 🗣️

i just wanna be on the couch with maya but it’s only my wednesday 😞

first holiday weekend working here and boy oh boy i think i’m about to start hating every holiday fr

weekend mornings are my least favorite to work because instead of starting outside moving dogs we all feed them so my days start sleep deprived from working multiple doubles and then trapped in a building with dogs screaming for their breakfast

once again here to whine about how shitty it is to live with a mood disorder

had a pittie with the biggest head ever “bump it” for a trick (present a fist and he boops it) and honestly it’s living rent free in my head it was the cutest thing ever

why is hilton hotel commercials hard pushing msu specifically in their college football collab how weird

this is my BOI fr if he goes missing it wasn’t me i swear

new job gave us little gift bags with a dog calendar and a trucker hat and i went to open the card to see what generic lil thing they wrote and there was $40 cash so i’ll be less judgmental of cards in the future lmfao

saw a cool bug crawlin’ around had to take a picture for @beepzelbub.bsky.social 💚

starting your work week with three days of double shifts is a lot more terrible than ending your work week that way 🥴

just saw someone do a yes day for their dog what if maya gets a yes day for christmas 🤔

lamb chop mystery box pull ✨ i look like a bum cause it’s chore day 🤣

wyze is literally the fucking worst don’t ever buy their cameras

couldn’t sleep well this morning and happened to see i got an email that the mystery lamb chop boxes were in stock again at 4:11am and i placed a pick up order at 4:26am hoping that would claim one of them for me and i just got the notification my order is ready for pick up

Woman's Hilarious Oh My God Freak Out

Alt: Woman's Hilarious Oh My God Freak Out

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maya got to finally run free at a sniffspot again this morning this one had pools, splash pads, boujee sprinklers, and a little agility course 🥹

found my first pokemon pack in the wild i’m gonna s c r e a m ✨

saw the moving truck was gone and thought i was coming home for a peaceful afternoon but instead i returned to the truck back, both cats outside, and them slamming shit around some more

it’s a massive laundry day this morning but at least i have the whole laundromat to myself 😌

the best sploot ✨ look at those lil turkey legs 🍗 🍗

welp happy it’s my friday, my yard had its first dog fight today 😅

thinkin’ about how i get to wake up tomorrow morning and freely take maya outside whenever throughout the day without having to record, constantly watch for loose cats, or be waiting to be screamed at

everyone cross your fingers the shit neighbors have their moving truck fully loaded and are driving to / at their new place by the time i get home from work

Finding Nemo: Today's the Daaay!

Alt: Finding Nemo starfish: Today's the Daaay!

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everyone is probably like “ugh monday” but i be over here like IT’S MY FRIDAY BITCHESSS 🥳

Snoop Dogg Super Bowl Halftime Rap

Alt: Snoop Dogg in a blue and gold track suit dancing at the Super Bowl

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already a fail. said it was in stock at my neighborhood store and now the only store in stock is an hour away in boulder 😭

𝗋𝖾𝗇✨@sparklingstarlight.bsky.social · 7d ago

there’s mystery lamb chop boxes maya needs one immediately

there’s mystery lamb chop boxes maya needs one immediately

oh wow. i get like 10-15 minutes to sit on the couch with maya before i go to work after our morning routine and i just walked over to see i left my last few bites of lasagna out on the side table last night for hours while i was working and maya didn’t touch it 🥹

so fuckin grateful the pet store shifts are over for a few days cause fuck the people this week fr

yet another pet store crash out because this old man couldn’t get good enough cell service to sign into the app and i needed to tell my manager and continue to do so until she fixes that. he refused to use his rewards account in protest and lost out on hella cash back lmao