On this day in 44 BC, Julius Caesar looked around and said, "Kind of a weird vibe in here."
Not a cell phone in sight. Just people living in the moment. Beautiful.
Once again reminding you all that the Ides of March is a scam holiday invented by Big Dagger to sell more daggers
the weather: *is a little misty* me: nice wuthering heights reference
New year, new me! *wakes from uneasy dreams to find I’ve been transformed into a gigantic insect*
every friend group has - a woman who delights in anything ridiculous - her soft-spoken sister - a 27-year-old spinster with no prospects - a wealthy and uncomfortable gentleman - his best friend - the best friend's deeply unpleasant sisters
If I were the unnamed narrator in an Edgar Allan Poe story I would simply introduce myself
I adhere to the Jane Austen style of writing (dropping a surprise engagement around chapter 46 and naming the hottest character after myself)
having a shakespeare girl summer (I took a nap for 42 hours and everyone thought I died)
if you work online all day, avoid eye strain with the 20-20-20 rule! after 20 minutes of work, look at something 20 feet away, then leave ithaca to fight in the trojan war and return 20 years later a broken man
You want me to make friends? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?
no I don't want to "work in an office," I want to be the catcher in the rye. what's that you ask? well you know how kids are always hanging out unsupervised near precarious cliffsides
New year, new me! *reappears onstage with the body of a man and the head of a donkey*