Man slowly backing into a parking spot with his oversized truck while a line of people wait “Ugh, I hate men” *2 seconds later* Hot daddy pushing a cart “Uhh, I LOVE men”
Sparky
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He/Him 🏳️🌈Gay, 🦦Furry, 🎮Videogames, ⚡️Power Rangers, 🐉D&D Novice miniature painter
It has been over a month since I’ve been able to paint, but I was able to get back to it with the Evil General Zurgane!!
Well…every gay bear fan with a piss kink just won the lottery…
Charlie Warzel@cwarzel.bsky.social · last wk.You: What's goin on? Me: Oh, nothing much. Just watching Jason Kelce's Liquid Death/Garage Beer PSA about harvesting human urine to power data centers.
Matrix style human orgasm batteries…
Steven@evensteven27.bsky.social · 2w agoHow much energy do you think is generated from an orgasm? 🤔
Yeah! No more re-skeet spamming!! *quote reskeet spamming*
Bluesky@bsky.app · 2w agov1.130 is live! Want to follow someone for their posts but not their reposts? Now you can — turn on "Hide reposts in feeds" for any account you follow.
Every time I do spray paint stuff, I always wonder “am I doing this right or am I going to get super paint lung cancer”
I REALLY hope I can make it through the day without turning this into an episode of Untucked, but Back Office have been testing my patience ALL WEEK
“Like, our world is dying But it’s kinda funny” Sami Landri is the voice of our generation
Sami Landri: T'Es Woke Toi?
Alt: Sami Landri: T'Es Woke Toi?
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This makes me want a spiritual successor to Oregon Trail based on modern day economics and this is one of the possible game over screens
Runs with scissors in the dark@tevistickles.bsky.social · 4w agoGame over.
If you see this, quote a Pic of yourself in sunglasses x Do eclipse glasses count?
Kale Fajita@kalefajita.bsky.social · 4w agoIf you see this, quote a Pic of yourself in sunglasses x
The mini challenge on Canada All Stars made no sense…but the guest star made it so I don’t care 🤩
I better see you 🚬gots give the same amount of devotion to Korra you gave Wanda in MoM, y’all know she is just as innocent!!
EVERY ONE GETS LAYED OFF!!!!
Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · last mo.Kevin Feige teases major Marvel surprises at SDCC 💥 "Listen ... when we go to Hall H, it's for a reason ... It's our home away from home ... so I'm very excited to be heading back" Follow @culturecrave.co and turn on notifications 🔔
I just want to hang out with a bunch of daddies playing poker while they take turns shotgunning me with their cigars, is that too much to ask?!?!?!
Canada really has the wildest and best untucks
Brooke Lynn Hytes: The Queen of the North
ALT: Brooke Lynn Hytes: The Queen of the North
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My work has now pinned Copilot to every employee’s dashboard, I hope the company atleast got paid to do it… Atleast I was able to just unpin it right away
I have been playing Fire Emblem: Three Houses and the tonal whiplash is jarring AF. “I just killed my adoptive father on orders of the Church, but he said the Church is evil before he died…” 😨😫😢 “WHO’S READY FOR TEA TIME?!?!” 🤪🤩🥳
Emperor Gruumm of the Troobian empire! I didn’t realize until I started painting him that he’s basically Zedd 2.0, but he’s still different and interesting enough to be iconic in his own right! Plus he has a motorcycle!! What a bad boy 😍😍
A trans masc drag queen named Trans-from-her Has anyone done this?
Thunderstorm was so bad last night that one of my dogs had to jump in bed next to me, we’ve had her for 6 years and she’s never had to do that before 😬
Opulence! She Stole Everything!! Nadira deserves all the finest things (atleast according to her)
I never thought I’d find a slug attractive, but stick a walrus mustache on him and here we are 😍
I’ve started playing playing Star Wars: Jedi Survivor and omg there Battle Droids in this game. I LOVE these idiots, they are just so stupid 🥹
Battle Droid Roger Roger
ALT: Battle Droid Roger Roger
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