I MET MY [waife] ON R/CIGARETTES IN 1995. WE WERE [[making fun]] OF EVERYONE THERE— AMONG THE F[1st] TO DO SO. WE MOVED TO MSN AND I H4CKED HER ACCOUNT: SHE [Luv]ED A [[freaky hacker chick]]. I WENT TO VISIT HER IN THE SEXY PART OF TV WORLD IN 1996: SHE $$$$ED ON THIS [[freaky hacker chick]] BODYY
xii. THE HANGED MAN
@specildeal.bsky.social
I’M DESPERATE AND WEALTHY I’M SINGLE AND CHRISTIAN YOU’RE ALL I HAVE LEFT AND I PRAY THAT YOU’LL LISTEN icon by hanghound on tumblr
⠀ ⠀TWINTER THE ONLY PLARPRE WE EEE WEE ARTICULICULATE SENTENENCES STIST GET MISINTERPRERPRETEDED. ⠀YAY CAN SU “IKILL PAKECANS” AND MOMEBOBY WILL SAS “SAFFLESYAFFLES HAFFLES MARTYS?” ⠀NO BATS. SADDEN AWW .NEW SENTENCE: WHEREYOU GOING? BYE. ⠀
// whoever said this must have been really cool and funny
– beam that makes you goon with me – fuck… FUCK… I’M GOONING…!!!!
goodness gracious girl those tits are fucking fat as shit. hey what's up. they call me Insect Nightlife and every life decision i've ever made has ended up hurting someone at least in some small way. can i borrow 10$
// and you need to imagine he sounds exactly like bigshot spamton did ok
TWINTER THE ONLY PLARPRE WE EEE WEE ARTICULICULATE SENTENENCES STIST GET MISINTERPRERPRETEDED. YAY CAN SU "IKILL PAKECANS" AND MOMEBOBY WILL SAS "SAFFLESYAFFLES HAFFLES MARTYS?" NO BATS. SADDEN AWW .NEW SENTENCE: WHEREYOU GOING? BYE.
OOC : // Green Pippins is not a transphobe or misogynist or any of those other cruel things you say about her... she likes theories, singing, kitties, being a Mike purist, and kissing her Tenna statue and that's that
7 billion pervert lions have just.killed spamton g spamton
// i know giving him to mettaton is framed as the objectively right choice here but i kept tenna in castle town because i’m a horrible person
Who the fuck says any of that, is there a gas leak in your house?
??? Cosco can really give you money back ???
It would be kind of funny if I found a girlfriend and she was a furry. oh well. I'll be alone. I guess that's fine.
Respect ✊🏽 …Yo fam give me a hit rn ⏰I got a business proposal for you so hit me up rn NO BS🥷🏽💯
// when you know battat has a shadowcrystal but you can’t prove it /j
( unsettling is right. there’s that familiar feeling again, one that just… leaves her feeling uneasy. ) .. R1GHT. OKAY DON’T REALLY. [Needs] IT, BUT
OHHH. I WANT A [Spear] OR [[scythe even]]
Like a spear. ...Or a scythe, even?