"I need new shoes they... really stink."

/ Obvi I'm bored at work OOF

“𝘉𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘧 𝘙𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘧 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘦 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘧.”

/ Honestly reading newer Spider-Man comics I'm just waiting for Peter to look at the reader like on The Office with the amount of wild ridiculous shit Peter goes through in every issue.

I'd send my condolences through a postcard. Somehow.

𝔾𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕥-𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣@gwen.quill.blue · 2y ago

Oh god, what if I find the universe where they're a k-pop band?

I mean sure but... are you prepared to have another variant of Disturbed?

𝔾𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕥-𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣@gwen.quill.blue · 2y ago

Okay, so can I just move to another universe where I'm not a babbling idiot?

That's the neat part, you can't!

𝔾𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕥-𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣@gwen.quill.blue · 2y ago

Hey Google, how do I erase basically everything I say?

"Who knew I could pass on such wisdom."

"At least it's for entertainment purposes... I guess."

"What articles have you been reading?"

/ Accurate representation of me playing Spidey and my Psylocke is saying this in chat.

"I miss the great disturbances, now it's weirdly quiet."

𝔾𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕥-𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣@gwen.quill.blue · 2y ago

"Okay, turning it off out of spite after that one."

"Actually? Me too. It's safe to say that I've been officially Disturbed."

𝔾𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕥-𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣@gwen.quill.blue · 2y ago

"Sorry I didn't realize it was going to be that loud! Or have a killer drum beat, I'm kinda getting into it actually ..."

"Okay but why?"

𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲.@fracturedthwips.bsky.social · 2y ago

Points frantically at Gwen.

"Who's playing all this music at this hour? Some of us are still trying to sleep."

/ @ work, hit me up, let's chat or banter 🫶

/ Not me being half way through the first ep of DD: Born Again and just wanting to pick up Matt as muse. 😵‍💫