So you can masturbate but only if no-one is nearby? How close do they have to be for it to trigger as "sex?" If it's more than a couple feet what if someone is directly below you on a different floor? Can you have sex with other married people?

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 4h ago

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

If I time it right, I get to see both the Qantas A380 and the Cathay 747 land on my commute.

👋

Matthew R Francis@bowlerhatscience.org · 3h ago

whomst amongst us were awake in the friggin' middle of the night for the Seven Minutes of Terror?

Are we sure Ford Carr isn't a travel guide contributor from another solar system?

Parker Molloy@parkermolloy.com · 3h ago

Two entries for @actualnames.bsky.social:

Oh good, My Stepmother and Stepsisters Aren't Wicked added a school setting, complete with drill-haired "villainess" who I'm sure is actually gonna be really nice.

I mean, she's not wrong, especially coming from someone running for Governor of Wisconsin? Culver's cheese curds are only good if you live in like, Texas or something.

Shoe@shoe.bsky.social · 16h ago

What is u doing

Regarding this guy's first point, it is literally mind boggling how much safer air travel is compared to 40 years ago.

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 17h ago

So this is basically one of the entry points to becoming a reactionary

Anime

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 17h ago

So this is basically one of the entry points to becoming a reactionary

no cheating post your lock screen

No Purpose Flour@hodgepodge.bsky.social · 16h ago

no cheating post your lock screen

The Mute Girl x Mind Reader yuri manga is pretty cute.

Wow, throwing innocent people in concentration camps because they're deemed a danger to society despite doing nothing wrong? I'm glad that never happened.

Jonathan Howard@joho.bsky.social · yesterday

These guys are freaking out over their own imaginations again.

X32

B_Rye989@brye989.bsky.social · 2d ago

3 5 4

If anyone remembers the IL-2 series of combat flight simulators, they just released the newest one, set during the Korean War.

It is a famous classical Earth song.

Found Star Trek Episodes@foundepisodes.bsky.social · 19h ago

#StarTrekVOY "Children Of Acadia" After a year of separation, the crew of Voyager make contact with Chakotay who has startling news. Meanwhile, Q discovers Mad Libs, and Janeway must _fart_ for _300 years_ while _yodeling_ the song _Toxic by Britney Spears_.

Is it as embarrassing as beating your wife and daughter? I doubt it.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 23h ago

whoa -- Max Miller on CNN threatens Sen. Bernie Moreno with "exposing a deeply and personal embarrassing matter" after Moreno called for his resignation

Star Wars The Ninth Jedi (probably) drops tonight. Not sure when Disney usually does those things.

I want to listen to Mambo No. 4

You guys are going to make me write about that New Mexico medevac crash, aren't you? Stop spreading articles claiming it was shot down by DOD or DHS or CBP, etc. Read the Prelim here. There was a NOTAM on the GPS being down. If the crew needs GPS to fly, then don't fly. web.ntsb.gov/investigatio...

Yay, playing 4 of the preseason top 10 and 5 of the top 25.

Chris Vannini@chrisvannini.com · yesterday

The Preseason Coaches Poll is out, with Ohio State at No. 1, and defending champion Indiana at No. 6.

Well that tends to happen when you just keep using them with no actual goal in mind.

Lawyers, Guns and Money@lawgunsmoney.bsky.social · yesterday

How Does The World’s Major Military Power Run Out Of Munitions?

I can already shop at Hudson News without purchasing an airline ticket.

Jon Bois@jonbois.bsky.social · yesterday

would you rather have: - $388 million in cash or: - an opportunity to have a five-minute telephone conversation with retired u.s. representative and 2008 presidential candidate tommy tancredo - the ability to shop at any hudson news in america without purchasing an airline ticket - a wooden board

Drones already do this?

Robert Downen@robertdownen.bsky.social · yesterday

Terrence Howard, of "Crash," not believing in the mathematical concept of zero and insisting that 1 x 1 = 2 fame, is apparently eyeing the University of Texas-RGV for his new "omnidirectional flight" company. “Imagine a drone that could move at any degree necessary,” his nephew said.

I really like this actually

Thomas Costello@thomascostello.bsky.social · yesterday

The entire suite of Cleveland Sirens logos.

Ngl, I get it.

Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterday

in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...

Pilot Ray Bradbury: "There Will Come Soft Planes"

John Scalzi@scalzi.com · yesterday

If Ray Bradbury came back as a zombie, the title of the story he would write would be "There Will Come Soft Brains"

www.maptap.gg August 4 96🔥 96🔥 89🎉 99🎯 84😁 Final score: 919 Dunno how I got over 900 on that one

This week in #GitS: Fuchikoma sex.

From what I remember, the tech in that is mostly all available today, even if it isn't widely used.

Adam Rawnsley@arawnsley.bsky.social · yesterday

Today, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast.

XVギア響ちゃん❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 #シンフォギア #symphogear #立花響

#KimiShinu Ah ha, we have actual proof boys exist in this school.