SELECT A GAME !
@speedhighway.bsky.social
WORLD’S MOST FAMOUS HEDGEHOG | Penned by Loopon
Oh hell yes, I’m getting high on that Werehog Pack!
Why would you do that. That’s me you’re digging in. That’s kind of gay, Sonic
Balatro has hit the checkerboard streets like LSD chilidogs in the 90s.
DON'T SHOW ME THIS BASTARD IN CLOWN'S CLOTHING
I miss when IRIS would use my skin to put out her Amazing Digital Cigarette [ Sighs dreamily.... ]
“Eh. Less grog drinking and more curiosity. You don’t build a ship like this without wanting to make a message.” Sonic’s eyes follow the captain’s to the ship’s flag. An hourglass certainly sends a message if it’s on a ship of the undead. —
⇅ ❝ Your innocent idea of piracy is just as 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 as the Magpie's Wing. ❞ The skull shifted back towards the only living thing on the ship. ❝ The Burning Blade, my crew, and the Reapers abide by a true, 𝘤𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 freedom... ❞ ⠀
⇅ 〝 I got Little Women and the Quran. 〞 ❝ Those'll do. ❞ Frank got to work sliding the 1800s coming of age story and religious text under the sofa to act as the new leg. 〝 Inshallah give Meg, Jo Beth, and Amy thy strength to hold my couch. 〞 ⇅
//i think he stays up at night in embarrassment over that fumble bc its funny
The odd intruder aboard the famous sea faring ship wasn’t phased in the slightest being held up by blade and gun. A wily smile krept across his face at all the attention. Before any part could happen, the captain says his peace. —
⇅ Footfalls of leather boots and clattering bones, out from the captain's quarters emerged a burning figure, his eye sockets and ribs glowing fiercely. ❝ All this commotion over a talking rrr𝐑𝐀𝐓? Enlighten me, rodent... do you have a 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵 𝘄𝗶𝘀𝗵 being a stowaway on the 𝗕𝗨𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗗𝗘? ❞ ⠀
Man, talk about a skeleton crew, @burningblade.bsky.social! You guys really sail around in this thing like this?